Prank wars

By Anonymous - 03/05/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I managed to scare my wife by walking round the corner on my way to the bathroom. Somehow this scared her so bad, she decided she’s done with my shit and wants a divorce. I just needed to pee. I never play pranks on her, so how can she tired of pranks. What did I do wrong? FML
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poopface82 18

She either wants an excuse to get divorced for whatever reason or she has a lot of unresolved trauma and is handling it poorly.

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UsernameNotRandom 10

Sounds like she already wanted the divorce and was waiting for a reason to blame you for it so she could play victim. Sorry dude.

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UsernameNotRandom 10

Sounds like she already wanted the divorce and was waiting for a reason to blame you for it so she could play victim. Sorry dude.

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Damama 10

yea I agree. either shes real pissed and will calm down. or she already wanted the divorce and was looking for a reason. im sorry.

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poopface82 18

She either wants an excuse to get divorced for whatever reason or she has a lot of unresolved trauma and is handling it poorly.

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Wadlaen 23

From what you're telling it sounds like you might be better off with a divorce too.

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wrecklesswfire 1

it’s just an excuse. she’s probably been trying to find a way to tell you

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L0life29 6

she’s cheating

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Evolving_Squid 15

She's looking for an excuse, and to be honest, although it sucks now, it's probably for the best in the long run.

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