By ewicsmelly - 29/12/2010 02:13 - United States

Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a while, I realized that they were all coming from my beard. I have had a population of ants living in my beard. FML
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Fenteliman 0

I happen to love ants! Beard shaving soup, anyone?

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_streets_ 19

How delightful, maybe shower and shave...or just burn it..

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bhj_omar 0

exact thing Tht came in my head wen I read this

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PuppiesFTW 5

..... or he can turn his beard on fire..... just a thought. O.O

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bamagrl410 31

SICK! How does that even happen?! Note to self - check a guy's beard before making out with him.

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Vasin_fml 15

I believe the same thing happened to Amy Winehouse's cooter. So you must have went down on her, and well thats just wrong.

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JattPutt 0

67: You have ambiguous pronoun in your profile biography. "it invalidates..." does not specify what the "it" is, especially after the phrase in the beginning of the sentence. :-/

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beepelati 5

138, you are creepy. 67, 138 kind of makes a point. you're a hypocrite

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Micayla 12

I was going to say the same exact thing.

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marqarita0 0

I agree. :p ur hella pretty btw lol

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OhShuttup 0

He's a caveman. They don't shave!

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020266t 5

shave? and get ant guts all over? ew

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

Bathing once in a while might fix it too...

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cuddlycactus 11

I like my beard, but if ants were living in it, even I would shave

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sarah48_fml 0

It's adorable! I'm sure op has named all of them by now.

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mercedes3210 6

Aw do you think he'll let me keep one?

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dre_bro11 12

71, grow a beard, become a dirty grub and maybe they'll join you too. YDI OP!

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KVloveBC 0

F*ck that..I just want one from OP's beard :)

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wasabiinurvagina 0

Shave shave shave. >.<

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Sadochan 0

^^ Exercise exercise e!xercise! Fat shit.

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lol_ironic_life 9

That's not very nice #59. :-/ OP, definitely make sure they're alllll gone lol at least they weren't pissed off fire ants!

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ImaginaryFoe 0

WTF is your problem, #59? You have nothing to do but pick on little girls, you pathetic fuckwad? GTFO and find a life or finish the job nature started and just kill yourself.

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Skroal_stomper 5

Wait one. you are saying ants have made a home in your beard? Need pics if that. I really find that strange.

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Skroal_stomper 5

of that. (Sorry. damn small keys and fat fingers.)

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spade1997 0

ever heard of a shower?

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