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By PiZzA_FaCe - 29/05/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I was working at a day care center. A 5 year old boy came up to me telling me he wanted to eat my face. Confused, I asked him why. He said, "Because your face looks like pizza." FML

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By maximumpower - 15/03/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML

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By mew - 25/10/2011 18:04 - Canada

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

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By Momo8612 - 21/04/2017 12:00

Today, while shopping for groceries, a small child pointed at my face and exclaimed : "DOGGIE!" FML

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By downlowtooslow - 12/06/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, while eating with my kids at McDonalds, my son put his hand up and wanted me to give him a "high five." I went to give him a five, but he moved his hand at the last second and I ended up slapping him in the face. Now everyone there thinks I'm a child-beater. FML

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By Phycheledic - 12/05/2016 10:22 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2013 19:47 - United States - Olive Branch

Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML

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Ewwwww

By EwFace - 06/06/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a little boy. I opened up a new bottle of bubbles and it was all goopy and gross so I said, "Eww!" The boy then asked, "What's "ew" mean?" I replied, "Something gross and yucky." Then he pointed at my face and say "Ew! Ew! Ewwww!" FML

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Exhaustion

By Shell - 05/03/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, I fainted in front of a birthday party. I awoke to a little boy screaming who then kicked me in the face and ran. FML

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By notyouagain - 03/10/2010 07:40 - Australia

Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year old son answered the door and when he saw me said, 'oh great, it's YOU' and slammed the door in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2019 14:00

Today, I went to pick up a pizza with my kids for an easy dinner. As soon as I opened my mouth to order, the 2-year-old in my arms vomited into it. FML

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peacelovepugs 7

Monday 1 August 2011 6:34

acne.

hk_fml 9

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:39

Ohhhh man. That is so unfortunate.

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xkonstantine125x 7

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:36

LMAO HAHAHAA FYL

danyfuckinheatle 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 7:16

FAGGG

Revalation 2

Sunday 24 July 2011 2:54

hehe :)

lexa1love 16

Friday 8 June 2012 16:20

Damn. I thought he was going to say that he had smoked bath salts.

lincolnkite 6

Thursday 25 April 2013 8:26

It happened before that lol

StuckZ 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:39

He was probably kidding. FYL anyway.

hk_fml 9

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:39

Ohhhh man. That is so unfortunate.

cutiepie111 3

Wednesday 15 February 2012 3:12

WHY ARE YOU RETARTED?

cutiepie111 3

Wednesday 15 February 2012 3:17

oops srry, I meant 2 comment on #4

naroushh 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:39

HOW CAN YOUR FACE LOOK LIKE A PIZZA ???????/ LOLLLLLL

peacelovepugs 7

Monday 1 August 2011 6:34

acne.

baydestrian_girl 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:42

Dayuumm! That's all bad!

anglcdvl89 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:42

YUMMY!

kayC7 0

Friday 6 August 2010 7:45

You shouldn't mentioned it has lots of gooey, melted cheese, too! Mm, mm good.

tehefyl 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:42

hahaa that sucks. protip: proactive kids say the darndest things though fyl

uhmfml 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:42

Is your face just THAT greasy???

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:42

Is he referring to acne? That's the only logical thing I can think of. Or maybe your makeup sucks. This is funny though.

ionboy 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:43

LOL FYL

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Same thing different taste

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Ewwwww

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