Taking it too far

By Hypocrisy - 28/09/2011 22:16 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 657
You deserved it 56 794
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L_Lovegood 19

This is more of a "WTF" than an "FML", I think ^^

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miserypoison 13

OP:.. Don't be sexually unacceptable it is so impotent. It must suck but at least they don't know who you are.

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enonymous 8

You shove one gerbil up your urethra while on the phone and you're labelled for life ... Story of my life

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Enslaved 36

The pervert in me, makes 11's pic look like sperm at first glance. :P

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Palirose 22

Hey hey hey phone sex is fun! >_> I actually enjoy it. xD Yes this signifies that I have no love life. :( Lol oh well.

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KennKenn 0

Keep this up OP and you're gonna get hearing AIDS.

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fthislyfe 22

I wonder what you've been saying....

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

What's the difference between kinky and perverted? If you're kinky, you use a feather. If you're perverted, you use the whole damn chicken. You've really got some ****** up fantasies if someone on a phone sex line is calling you a pervert.

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eurostar710 11

42: your comment made my life worth living! Hahaha

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uncleyuggles 0

It's a sex line not phone sex. Read more carefully next time

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orgasm_blush 4

It clearly says "on a phone sex line."

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orgasm_blush 4

****! Wrong spot. ****! Wrong spot.

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RedPillSucks 31

??? Is that like "Wrong hole" ??

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DoubleDose 0

jeeze you let it slip once that her moans sounds like your grandma's and your called a pervert. what has this world come too.

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tjv3 10

wow you must be one screwed up person

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kenziem18 0

Or maybe chester the malester (I can't figure out how to spell that ha)

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jaint 0

Omg 42 thats gotta be the best comment on here xD

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allenye818 2

Don't you feel like you deserved it at least a little bit?

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boofgall 16

It's not like a boss because it's a fail, duh.

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RacerX1695 1

No, it's call a sex line, then cry deeply. Demand a refund, eat a bagel. Nowhere does it say get called a pervert. Jeez…

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WeAreAHurricane 14

Like a pervert....

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REX50ROC 0

turn into a jet, bomb the russians. fly into the sun, now im dead like a boss.

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unicornunit 0

stop with the rape dirty talk

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CryMoreFMLs 14

But... I can still threaten to cut off their boobs and superglue their eyes... Right?

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13FTW 9

"Woah, watch it pervert!!"

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Delannnnnnnnnie 0

Umm...How is that a rape?

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grmnxsensati0n 4

what the hell were u doin on a fone sex line go out an get some real sex dumbiee

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boydeee01 7

What the hell are you doing on this website?

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BIGBOY4rmAHM 19

How is that possible? Don't they get paid to talk to perverts?

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Maybe the operator you were talking to meant it as a compliment. Or thought you were into being humiliated and called nasty names.

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harleyq132 2

pedophiles dont count dude...

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