Intimacy: Today, a guy at my work asked if I could fix his computer in...

By Jack - 30/11/2010 08:48

Today, a guy at my work asked if I could fix his computer in his cubicle. The first thing I see on the screen when he logs me onto it is an anime porn game with tentacles. My boss walks by, stares at me and then laughs uncontrollably. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2023 06:00

Today, I set up an office laptop remotely from home. My own laptop screen sat next to that laptop screen. I wanted to wank so opened some porn on my own screen. Then my boss called and said, "There's smut playing on this laptop." Wrong screen, and my work PC was in console mode, so people had gathered to watch. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2011 18:43 - United States

Today, after being yelled at by our boss because the office computer server has yet another virus, my co-worker and I did a bit of investigating. Apparently, the viruses aren't coming from client emails as we previously assumed. It seems that the problem is really our boss's porn addiction. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my boss asked about Anime because her new boyfriend is obsessed with it and she wants to understand. I was showing her some classics like Fullmetal Alchemist and One Piece when she was called away, leaving me with anime on my work computer. My manager then saw it and gave me a written warning. FML

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By fired - 09/08/2013 22:17

Today, I was in the restroom at work, snickering at some funny stories on my phone while I took a dump. Little did I know that the asshole in the next stall would report me to our boss, claiming he'd heard weird noises, then looked over the divider and witnessed me jacking off to porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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Mistaken identity

By Katz - 11/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was babysitting for a friend who develops software. After the baby was asleep, I was watching anime on my iPad. Turns out he created an app that alerts his phone whenever potential adult content streams through his internet. It was just an anime, but he's convinced I was watching porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 20:02

Today, in the break room at work, I was looking through my email on my phone about my Amazon orders. There was a suggested product that looked like a dildo. I turned around to see my boss behind me glancing at my phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I got caught checking out my porn collection while working. The embarrassment is compounded by the fact that I work from home, and I only flashed the folder on screen, but it was enough for coworkers to notice and now call me "King Dong". FML

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By hugadyle - 18/04/2020 14:00

Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time. FML

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By Escape! - 03/02/2009 21:38 - United States

Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecology exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML

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Tuesday 30 November 2010 16:05

that guy planned it

Lifeisntfair13 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 16:05

so did your coworker like frame you?

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KikiThePug 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 3:11

More like testicles, not tentacles. ;D

vashthestampede 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 3:44

Hm, I guess the "this isn't what it looks like" excuse is kinda ineffective here...

jackygirl2 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 4:06

haha your boss is awesome!! he prolly watches that stuff too ;) hint since he only laughed at you.

LZHS7 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 5:33

haha nasty

evfan42 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 8:03

they totally trolled you into sitting there

ciscomatic 3

Wednesday 1 December 2010 9:45

Gross.

PaigeeRawr 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 16:11

LOL TENTACLE ****!!!

babygirlc1 5

Thursday 2 December 2010 0:27

Your boss is cool.

franwins0827 7

Thursday 2 December 2010 3:23

At least he didn't misinterpret what was going on and fire you.

metaldeth 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 16:13

Whoever is LOLing tentacle **** has obviosly never seen any!

PaigeeRawr 0

Friday 3 December 2010 13:37

lol actually my best friend made me watch it an i laughed all the way through

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