Miscellaneous: Today, I had the opportunity to taste a live spider by walking... - FML

By pinkXpress1023 - 08/07/2013 18:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I had the opportunity to taste a live spider by walking into its web in the dark. FML

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Same thing different taste

By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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Tasty

By spiderlady - 21/09/2015 03:00 - United States

Today, I walked face first into a near-invisible spiderweb. There's nothing worse than the feeling of a spider web wrapped around your face. Except maybe the feeling of the spider that saw my screaming mouth as a good hiding spot. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 19:02 - United States

Today, as I was walking through the park I had to yawn. In mid-yawn, with my mouth wide open, I walked right through a spider web getting both the spider and the prey it was eating stuck in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 17:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2012 12:39 - Australia

Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML

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By somuchforthat - 19/02/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML

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Juicy breakfast

By Anonymous - 07/01/2022 01:01 - Canada - Warman

Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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By Steffi3 - 14/05/2016 16:29 - United States

Today, there was a spider in my car. FML

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kezziemonster 2

Tuesday 9 July 2013 0:44

No not Charlotte!

rg350dx 29

Tuesday 9 July 2013 1:05

Bacon. Bacon is going to happen.

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Dusty_Busters 15

Tuesday 9 July 2013 19:02

That's absolutely horrible, I'm sorry

blackgirllb 12

Tuesday 9 July 2013 20:20

im so sorry

cutiedimples 13

Tuesday 9 July 2013 22:13

So you walk around with your mouth open?

avapaige1234 19

Wednesday 10 July 2013 1:17

So what does it taste like?

briangliboff 12

Wednesday 10 July 2013 2:06

Was it yummy? :)

amifaiyaz 12

Wednesday 10 July 2013 3:36

GOOD GLOB NO.

False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 10 July 2013 9:55

I feel like this should be more the poor spiders FML... Today I was just chillin' in my web waiting for my dinner when this big clumsy human walked right into my web and swallowed me! FML

djinnyf 12

Wednesday 10 July 2013 20:48

How was it?!

ladybuglet 22

Thursday 11 July 2013 16:31

Just think of it as extra protein.

magnetic_aura 26

Friday 3 October 2014 8:29

It's fun to try new things! Haha, sorry, OP, that sucks.

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