Intimacy: Today, I was jogging around the neighborhood when I went past...

By Anonymous - 23/11/2011 22:58 - United States

Today, I was jogging around the neighborhood when I went past a bar. There were lots of drunk men outside telling me to come over so they could give me the night of my life. One of those men was my grandpa. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2016 16:41 - United States

Today, I joined my grandpa on his morning jog. I didn't last 15 minutes before nearly passing out from exhaustion. He came jogging back home nearly an hour later looking even better than he did when we left. FML

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By what the FUCK - 15/08/2012 22:52 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying and getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone and got home, the first thing I heard was my grandpa telling my dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 06:46 - United States

Today, I found out that the crazy old man that sleep walks naked around my neighborhood every night is my grandpa. And he's not sleepwalking. FML

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By my cheese grater + your dick - 17/01/2014 17:35 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, my grandma said, "I know you don't have any plans tonight. Do you want to go to bingo with me?" I said sure out of pity, and ended up being her designated driver after she got wasted later in the evening. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2013 17:22 - United States - Seattle

Today, at a family reunion, my visibly drunk grandparents heard about my new boyfriend, who is a cop. My gran asked if he ever made me feel like Rodney King in the bedroom. Then my grandpa, fresh off a DUI, asked if my boyfriend's dick is as bent as the police force. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2013 19:09 - France - Minzier

Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2015 20:02 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, a drunk man started yelling at the lamppost outside my house, demanding to be let inside, all while my neighbors watched. That man is my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2015 20:50

Today, my drunk grandma flashed me, after confusing me, a 19 year old girl, for my grandpa. FML

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By Nice 2 inch - 27/06/2011 12:16 - Canada

Today, my grandpa told us he wanted to fit in. His idea of fitting in is streaking in a park at 4:00 pm. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 04:00 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML

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ilyuhms 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 8:35

my grandpa only watches tv and farts

Nolnah 14

Thursday 24 November 2011 8:42

Well, did you go over? What a dumb question of course you did. :p

Comments

lionpando 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 9:11

Can you give me the night of my life?

CryMoreFMLs 14

Thursday 24 November 2011 9:20

Can you be a little less ******* creepy #26?

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 24 November 2011 22:05

Can I get a hell yeah?!

sinking_fish 12

Thursday 24 November 2011 9:19

Stay away from them. They might attempt to... Dun dun dunnn.. TICKLE YOUR CHIN! D:

superpokgai123 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 9:33

Ur grandpas cool!

mynameispickle 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 9:46

Creepy....What did you do??

Zoranius 6

Thursday 24 November 2011 10:55

Tell your grandma!

meg882002 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 11:34

Ewwe gross lol

21jason 9

Thursday 24 November 2011 14:59

Well thanks giving should be nice and awkward

jackie232 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 15:16

omg that would suck so much and so werd

QueenPerrywinkle 1

Thursday 24 November 2011 15:25

"Hey grandpa" :/

perdix 29

Thursday 24 November 2011 15:53

Between the alcohol and failing vision of old age, I'll bet Grandpa saw a vaguely female form and started hitting on it. I'm surprised you could hear the comments over the violent thigh clapping.