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Same thing different taste
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time to get a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Exactly! I imagine that vibrator is called "The Husband".
one word... wow
that's three lol
I am not seeing the FML?
so you fell asleep doing what millions of drunk guys do every day..... welcome to the human race
How do you ask yourself if it was good for you?
well atleast your vibrator was still there! lol
next time use your hands.
is that what you do?
Oh damn. You are far more than beautiful...
wht would i tell you anyway?
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Wow poor vibrator. This should be the vibrators FML. Today, some chick was using me and it was going really well. Then she fell asleep with me still running, now my batteries are dead. I have a job interview tomorrow. FML.
I can't imagine how wet your sheets are