Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room...

By Eeeek - 26/08/2010 21:17 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room at school. We got carried away and found ourselves locked in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning and were greeted by worried parents and school staff. FML

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By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barge in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 19:46 - United States - Bronx

Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML

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By topfisherman - 05/02/2010 20:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML

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By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML

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By miley098 - 02/11/2011 16:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from school, only to find I was locked out. The cars were all there, but no one was in. It wasn't until I heard continuous banging from my parents' window that it clicked. They kept me locked me for over an hour in freezing weather just to have sex. FML

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By anonymous - 08/01/2015 19:10 - United States - Noblesville

Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML

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By ph2222 - 05/10/2015 17:10 - United States - Toledo

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML

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thathurts 0

Friday 27 August 2010 1:32

seriously, wtf..

mintcar 9

Friday 27 August 2010 1:37

YDI for not waiting until you got home. Sheesh.

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princesspz 0

Friday 27 August 2010 1:50

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doink 0

Friday 27 August 2010 1:58

Because school is supposed to be about academics, not finding an empty classroom to bone in.

FailVader 0

Friday 27 August 2010 2:00

You must be pretty stupid. I mean sex is fun but it's not worth a STD or bringing a child into this world to suffer through hell. oh and condoms aren't 100% unless used correctly which most people don't and birth control can fail or the female can forget to take it.

FFML_314 11

Friday 27 August 2010 2:02

It's just herpes. It's just a baby. You're an idiot and honestly, when you're mature and an adult, sex is not just sex. If you go around spreading your legs and fornicating in schools, you're disgusting and only making yourself look bad.

Pooper_T_fml 0

Friday 27 August 2010 4:13

Hi FFML.

FFML_314 11

Friday 27 August 2010 4:53

Hi!

Pooper_T_fml 0

Friday 27 August 2010 5:08

how are you today?

Pooper_T_fml 0

Friday 27 August 2010 5:10

how are you today?

xxniteskie 1

Friday 27 August 2010 11:31

Wow. "It's just sex." Just... wow.

TibbysMusic 1

Friday 27 August 2010 15:25

Man! My comment to this retard didnt post I don't remember what I said it was something along the lines of: Hmm yes it's totally ok to have sex at school where we go to learn. That was just that last part :P

lfsabtch 4

Monday 25 October 2010 6:50

Just because someone has sex in a school doesn't mean they're automatically a ****. That happens to be one of the only times my girlfriend and I ever get more than 30 seconds alone with each other. It also doesn't mean they didn't use a condom. Don't assume.