By Elise - 28/04/2012 23:36 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML
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nublets 12

Boobs can make men stupid, i think its in our DNA or something. And maybe see if you can bounce things off his junk and see how excited he is about it? :p

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zojieeu 6

Just treat it as a compliment that you have bouncy boobs

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hellbilly205 17

It could be worse, alteast he's not abusing you, or completely ignoring you...

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maosquare 18

Well, apparently you do enough to warrant a post here.

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hellbilly205 17

And i would imagine OP cares as well if she posted it.

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starman02 12

And I think I do since I commented

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psych10 4

That's worthy of an FML comment? Really? Mundane shit can be posted on here?

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psych10 4

Ok I have one as good as this. Today, I was doing my homework and it was not fun, FML

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hellbilly205 17

I knew what he was doing i was being a smart ass...

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starman02 12

Has he figured out he can hide stuff in them yet?

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coried91 28

I figured after I posted my comment. I saw your other comments and said damn it. I had already posted so I couldn't undo it.

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Kog_Hiro 17

People do that with my afro. Except they don't wait till I'm looking away.

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Kog_Hiro 17

I expect Morgan Freeman to start narrating my life along with Samuel L. Muthafuckin Jackson... Sadly it never happens. :'(

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mrphychrs 5

show us your ****

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marisadc79 0

Well if my boyfriend was doing that he'd be finding a new girlfriend. Um hello, maturity. Sounds like he needs a life. Keep your arms wrapped around your chest that'll piss him off.

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Kog_Hiro 17

Immaturity is a great thing in moderation 60. Breaking up with someone for that... Kinda shallow. Just sayin.

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patrickalamo 47

You have not found out that when you kick him between his legs he droops to the floor.

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