Kids: Today, the kid who who lives next door and shares a bedroom wall... - FML

By BowTiesAr3Cool - 25/12/2014 16:36 - United States - Irving

Today, the kid who who lives next door and shares a bedroom wall with me got a drum set for Christmas. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2019 16:15

Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML

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By gotadirtydick - 14/04/2017 22:00

Today, my neighbor's kid started learning the violin. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2010 15:45 - United States

Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML

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By PissedbythePiper - 11/09/2012 06:11 - United States - Saukville

Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2010 15:24 - United Kingdom

Today, my extremely loud and nocturnal flatmate phoned me to tell me excitedly that he got an accordion for his birthday. FML

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By NeighboRingo - 05/12/2022 19:00 - United States

Today, I found out my upstairs neighbor is a drummer. He's actually quite good, so I didn't have the heart to report a noise complaint. That is, until he screamed Ringo Starr's infamous line, "I got blisters on my fingers!" at the top of his lungs after playing them too long. I would have laughed if it wasn't 2AM. FML

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By pleasestop - 01/05/2014 02:13 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, the family in the apartment next to me decided to give their 4-year-old kid a recorder. It's been three hours. Kill me. FML

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By GrumpyMonk - 21/01/2022 04:58

Today, my son was playing with a piece of plastic wrapping and trying not to let it fall to the floor as if it were a balloon. This is after he got some kick ass gifts for Christmas. Kids. FML

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By Alice - 28/08/2013 10:33 - United States - Happy Valley

Today, my neighbor's daughter started learning how to play the trombone. FML

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By now what - 24/12/2014 05:56 - United States - San Leandro

Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML

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Spencyy 18

Friday 26 December 2014 0:16

Get an electric guitar and drown him out!

brebabee793 13

Friday 26 December 2014 0:24

buy him drum lessons for christmas... at least make it good noise.

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ihartmytdi 23

Friday 26 December 2014 0:47

Whenever he decides to jam out, blast some country music even louder. Fight fire with fire!

cheeeksss 29

Friday 26 December 2014 1:10

I don't see that battle ending well...

Armygirl93 10

Friday 26 December 2014 2:15

country music is the best. I dont know what that's supposed to accomplish

Ashd09 30

Friday 26 December 2014 16:50

I'm with 17. Country music is amazing (especially the classics) so unless the kid is one of those people that only listens to alternative, rap, pop, etc. I don't see where this would help

feven 32

Friday 26 December 2014 1:07

Steal it from him.

23lf 16

Friday 26 December 2014 1:13

Blast the loudest music possible whenever he's home and not using the drums! Have him feel the pain!

NebulaNick 12

Friday 26 December 2014 2:01

Layer egg cartons on your wall.

Ditagein 14

Friday 26 December 2014 2:21

awh man **** that i would hate someone to mess with my sleeping

Whitetommy 8

Friday 26 December 2014 3:16

i think you should buy a sax

Exodiafinder687 58

Friday 26 December 2014 3:36

Considering it's a "kid who" I'm surprised he only got a drum set and not some jing tinglers or some flu floopers.

bandgeek109 13

Monday 24 August 2015 2:12

what kind of instrument are ting jinglers and flu floopers

patrickalamo 47

Friday 26 December 2014 3:37

Parparadiddle diddle

meggielovee7 2

Friday 26 December 2014 4:12

Does it bother anyone that the word who is on there twice?

sorryimhelen 1

Friday 26 December 2014 4:14

ashton irwin would be so proud :')

upallnight11 19

Friday 26 December 2014 19:12

Nobody cares about ashton irwin

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