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Wow one time i joined a game sesion on a video game titled: 2vs2 NOOB only. They kicked me out for being "too nooby"
Drown a different way next time.
Drowning people don't kick! Kicking is learned and they forget in a panic situation! Flailing arms and huge eyes however are automatic! I may be a dick but in order to be a lifeguard you must know what a drowning victim looks like it is life guarding 101!
Someone needs drowning lessons from my chemical romance ;D XD.
So... drowning the right way would have made the lifeguards look good?
So apparently there's a wrong way to drown?
One does not simply drown the wrong way..
I didn't realise there was a correct way to drown.
Keywords
A) inhale huge amounts of water B) sink
did you start drowning before you got in the water? i didnt know there was a 'wrong' way