Animals, Painful and Kids: Little demon

Little demon

By Hackmanjones - 13/06/2009 14:42 - Canada

Today, I was volunteering at a zoo event for special needs kids. My job was to dress up in a kangaroo costume and greet the kids. One kid came up and said, "You're not real!" and kicked me in the nuts. FML

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By bbbkingsey - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

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By jessica - 17/02/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5 years old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML

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By LennyComa - 19/03/2017 00:00

Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML

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Make it stop!

By Anonymous - 21/04/2024 21:00 - Ireland - Navan

Today, I volunteered to sit in stocks at a fair. Lots of kids pulled off my shoes and socks and tickled my feet for several minutes. I was laughing so hard there were tears. FML

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By Greg - 16/12/2018 13:30

Today, I arrived to apply for my much-needed dream job. Without warning, just as the elevator opened, a complete stranger kicked me square in the nads. FML

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Exhaustion

By Shell - 05/03/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, I fainted in front of a birthday party. I awoke to a little boy screaming who then kicked me in the face and ran. FML

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By Shitty day - 24/05/2016 05:59 - United States - Agoura Hills

Today, while explaining to a group of kids that monkeys are very intelligent creatures, one of them flung poo in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 07:26

Today, I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later, a little boy flew out of his swing because I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both siblings and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML

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By Annoymous - 03/09/2009 10:19 - Australia

Today, walking home from work, I saw a little boy crying, so I crouched down to his eye level. I asked him what was wrong, his reply was to kick me in the groin. FML

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By PlsForget - 18/08/2016 21:47 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I was volunteering at a neighborhood house tutoring a bunch of kids. Everything was going fine until one of them jumped on the table I was at, which broke and hit my knee. I swore in front of all the kids and my volunteer coordinator. FML

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anonymousjason 0

Friday 19 June 2009 7:57

You're a woman and you have balls. Your L is F'd.

joecoyote 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:20

well at least he knows you weren't real lol thats a smart "slow" kid =P

Comments

xFenix81x 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 20:54

That will certainly leave a mark. haha

dkg19 0

Monday 15 June 2009 0:09

Dude, guys should just wear a cup 24/7. We're not safe doing anything these days!

aquarius6 0

Monday 15 June 2009 4:41

Sometimes I hate kids

hope3_fml 0

Monday 15 June 2009 5:00

YDI for having big nuts

dtowen414 0

Monday 15 June 2009 8:30

shoulda thrown that little bastard in the lions pit... jk

gingermonster16 0

Monday 15 June 2009 11:38

Lester's Possum Park status right there.

lightedlotus 0

Monday 15 June 2009 14:18

I seriously lol'd. FYL

Diamondlightbulb 0

Monday 15 June 2009 17:02

And that's where you say, "Sure I am, mate!" in a bad Australian accent and hop around a bit. And if he still doesn't believe you, you say, "Yes I am dammit!" (still in an Australian accent) and punch his face in. If anyone yells at you.... Well, its natural instinct, yes?