Poopoo peepee and Work: Nerves

Nerves

By ADH2000 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2016 15:08 - United States

Today, at a job interview, my interviewer excused himself to use the bathroom, so I took the chance to let out a tiny fart I'd been holding in. That tiny fart filled the whole room. When he came back, the guy literally stopped dead in his tracks and recoiled at the stench. Doubt I'll get that job. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2015 01:18 - United States - Kingman

Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML

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Stress test

By anonymous - 20/10/2010 06:38 - New Zealand

Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML

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By SenorPoopypants - 08/01/2017 19:23

Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML

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By ;_;" - 27/09/2013 21:33 - Lebanon - Beirut

Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, and when I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed for a while yet. FML

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By fartje - 25/01/2015 18:21 - Netherlands

Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML

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Recruitment hell

By Anonymous - 21/02/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, while interviewing a potential candidate for a job, I farted during a moment of silence. Trying to cover it up, I blurted out, "Wow, this chair is squeaky!" The candidate just stared at me, and I'm pretty sure their chances of getting the job squeaked away, because I couldn't bear seeing them every day after that. FML

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You deserved it 652

By Anonymous - 25/08/2018 18:30

Today, while waiting for my interview to start, I tried to slip out a silent fart. It ended with shit running down my leg. FML

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Too trusting

By Anonymous - 25/09/2021 20:00

Today, I made the major mistake of trusting a fart during a job interview. Needless to say, I didn’t get the job. FML

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You deserved it 1 026

Dirty protest

By Paul - 21/08/2023 00:02

Today, I had a job interview; unfortunately for me, I was so nervous that all of a sudden I felt the need to take a huge dump. My bowels started growling out of protest. I tried to play it off as if it was due to me being hungry, but it sounded like I had a monster trapped in my guts. The interviewer raised an eyebrow in disbelief. FML

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lolol182 4

Tuesday 10 March 2009 2:56

lol fail

bghernandez2011 14

Tuesday 3 July 2012 0:39

I wouldn't need a job if that were the case... Lol

Comments

Rainbowsareshiny 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 5:27

hahahahahahaha basically, 21 stole the words right out of my mouth. its beautiful. hahahahahahahahahahaha wow

theslykit 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 6:42

hahaha! this one made me giggle! well you know what they always say~ better an empty house than an angry tenant! lol.. #16 you made me LOL! ^_^

McLaughlane 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 7:06

LOL this totally made my day. aww :) I agree with #16, I hope it was an epic fart at least.

alexa_rose 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 7:34

hahahaha thats awesomeee..i always laugh at farts, mine or others- some call it immature i call it lighten the **** up people

kkkristennnn 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 8:03

yeah seriously, i hope he at least had a sense of humor, hahahah

pollywog 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 8:09

Aw, that's not that bad. I hope you ended up getting the job. You almost think that it'd work in your favor ... he had some prior experience with ... you ... before the interview.

theEnemy 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 14:21

Did the interviewer laughed too?

MCart_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 16:15

It's a well respected right to fart and laugh about it in the men's room. why else would it be called the men's room? If your interviewer didn't hire you because of that he's got a bad sense of humor.