Cars, Ironic and Transportation: Oh, the irony

Oh, the irony

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I called the police regarding people speeding down my street, because I was worried for my young kids. On the way home from my daughter's ballet class, I got pulled over two blocks away from my house and got a $150 speeding ticket. FML

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You deserved it 118 604

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 14:16 - United States

Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML

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You deserved it 52 103

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By SCdriver - 16/07/2012 06:04 - United States - Lexington

Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 233

You deserved it 36 237

By tramplily - 17/11/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 625

You deserved it 30 508

By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 691

You deserved it 25 509

By Wick - 26/05/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 013

You deserved it 115 345

By randinosaur - 13/03/2011 12:48 - United States

Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 152

You deserved it 4 234

By annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 706

You deserved it 18 350

By Hypocrite - 16/04/2017 12:00

Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 335

You deserved it 7 551

By anoynomous - 02/02/2010 05:47 - France

Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 706

You deserved it 5 798

It wasn't me, officer

By wrongcar - 03/11/2009 18:00 - United States

Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 379

You deserved it 2 521

Knockyoudown 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:05

Whoops. At least you've learnt a lesson. But thats what you get for being a hypocrite

soccerkrzy 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:05

How stupid could you be? You called in the complaint, obviously they were going to set up a speedtrap. ******* idiot.

Comments

uj_fml 4

Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:21

That's what you get for not minding your own buisness.

Roto13 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:36

No, that's what he gets for being a hypocrite. People speeding on his street are his business.

Irony_and_Ivory 1

Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:21

Seriously?

Emwo 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:23

Maybe she wasn't trying to speed, but whatever. She called the cops, and they caught the person that was speeding. Sucks that it was almost next door though, the neighbor could've been watching :0

Bangarang_Rufio 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:28

DUMBASS! glad to hear somewhere cops are doing their jobs though lol. police dont even showup in certain neighborhoods around here. Yet they are always on my street...

sweettweets9 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:31

YDI for not caring about other peoples kids

quackquackquac 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:41

YDI!!! my neighbors call the cops all the time for people driving "too fast" down the street. maybe they should teach their kids to not shoot bb guns/play in the middle of the street!