Animals: Poor little guy

Poor little guy

By CatLady - 09/06/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML

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You deserved it 6 046

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By nenette - 12/11/2014 22:50 - France

Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML

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You deserved it 3 577

By iliku - 01/06/2019 02:00

Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML

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You deserved it 218

By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

I agree, your life sucks 150 395

You deserved it 22 958

By litterbox_girl - 19/08/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

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You deserved it 71 135

By littlespoon - 04/02/2010 08:40 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML

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You deserved it 3 561

Rescue cat

By crazycatlady - 04/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML

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You deserved it 837

By Anonymous - 11/06/2011 22:36 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML

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You deserved it 7 310

How dare you

By pissed off - 01/07/2012 01:00

Today, my husband staggered home after a night of drinking. He was too intoxicated to find the toilet so he started to pee in the cat's litter box. Apparently, he was invading her territory and she attacked him. His scream as she bit and scratched him must have woken the whole world. FML

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You deserved it 2 601

By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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You deserved it 5 832

By ambushcat - 06/07/2012 03:31 - United States

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

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AMAN1218 4

Thursday 9 June 2011 15:51

that's one mean pussy!

awesomer2000 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 15:52

I hope you picked up all the bits of his arms

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freshko21 6

Thursday 9 June 2011 16:55

thats why im a dog person

AnynomousPerson 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 16:55

Good Kitty!

UnprecendentedAw 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 16:58

Was this medicine attempted to he administered anally?

chujel1302 1

Thursday 9 June 2011 17:01

doesn't cat pee smell great?

Cjmw 7

Thursday 9 June 2011 17:03

To be honest, I feel more sorry for your boyfriend.

armorf0r 7

Thursday 9 June 2011 17:35

psh I feel sorry for the carpet.

hansbaby 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 17:12

actually it's more like FHL cuz you only got peed on, he got the rest

armorf0r 7

Thursday 9 June 2011 17:15

stop giving your cat speed?

jorrrk 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 17:18

put it down

agummere796 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 17:19

cats: 98,456,567 humans: 0

shaniecerb 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 17:19

unless u r your boyfriend,its not a **** your life.**** his

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Poor little guy

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