Facebook, Social Media, Twitter and Kids: Terrible troll

Terrible troll

By ShitStirringSon - 15/08/2013 02:02 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was told that my son has Twitter and Facebook accounts that he uses to try to bully people online, some of which are celebrities. He does it really badly, though. FML

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Same thing different taste

By parenting_failure - 20/03/2011 16:10 - France

Today, my son was on Facebook while he was supposed to be studying. He called me a liar and accused me of making up excuses to chew him out. How do I know he was online? He liked and commented on a video I posted. My son is a dumbass. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2015 15:48 - United States - Bedminster

Today, I got an angry call from my 7-year-old son's school. It turned out that while doing a "what I want to be when I'm older" assignment, he wrote that he wants to be an internet troll so he can make people mad and make them kill themselves. FML

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Questionable parenting

By Anonymous - 14/11/2021 05:00

Today, I found out my son is getting bullied. His stepdad doesn’t care, in fact he’s all for bullying because he thinks it will force my son to stop being smart, or "a dork" as he calls him, and fit in with the normal kids for a change. FML

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You deserved it 188

Spawned a monster

By Anonymous - 30/10/2021 17:00

Today, I'm ashamed at ever having become a parent after I found out my daughter has been leading an online bullying campaign against a girl at her school who has disabilities, both mental and physical. Some of the language she was using in the online messages were just disgusting and unforgivable. FML

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Kinda deserved it

By Anonymous - 10/12/2021 14:02

Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML

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You deserved it 1 590

Saved

By Anonymous - 24/06/2016 21:35 - United States - Middleboro

Today, my daughter posted a poem on Facebook about how her father and I abused her for years. It's a complete lie and an obvious attempt to impress her boyfriend, whom she thanked for "rescuing" her. I've received several hateful messages already, along with threats to report me to CPS. FML

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You deserved it 1 128

By I fathered a pussy. - 14/06/2013 22:12 - United States - Lakeland

Today, my son visited for the first time in three years, asking to stay a while. It turns out he insulted someone online and gave his address in case they wanted to fight him. They accepted the offer, and so my son's imaginary Muay Thai skills went AWOL, along with his testicles. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 23:33 - Sweden - Ljungby

Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML

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Fight! Fight! Fight!

By Anonymous - 02/03/2016 17:54 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, some muscle-head showed up at my house and started beating on me. Turned out my son had been posing online as a Navy SEAL, using a picture of me, and had dared this guy to come over and fight him. FML

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The next generation

By Rosemary’s Vlogger - 07/01/2022 20:01

Today, my son announced he wants to be a YouTuber, and wants to make videos of himself doing violent things to pregnant women. He’s 9. FML

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ViRepz 28

Thursday 15 August 2013 12:02

I hope you told him why any type of bullying is bad.

hardonforjesus 10

Thursday 15 August 2013 12:04

He does it badly? Well, that's ok then...

Comments

soul_meets_body 11

Friday 16 August 2013 0:11

I agree with the comment for him to stand outside with a sign that says he is a cyber bully. Bullying is never okay.

BrookRae 19

Friday 16 August 2013 2:03

He's talking about Farrah Abraham.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Friday 16 August 2013 2:42

Wow. He better be careful with that. Harassing a celebrity is no joke. It would moreso be like harassing a stranger, the same rules apply.

Koala_Strike 10

Friday 16 August 2013 2:53

Link?

jcrb 11

Friday 16 August 2013 3:38

is the fml that he did it, or that he is bad at it?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Friday 16 August 2013 4:23

Which celebrities? I hope some of the bad ones like Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus. But as others have asked, is the FML that he's doing it, or that he got caught? And you should probably tell him that cyber bullying is not okay...parenting lesson 101.

slytherbitch 15

Friday 16 August 2013 9:38

"Cyberbullying is not okay", unless it's someone you dislike? That's a wonderful thing to teach children.

JacobH34 10

Friday 16 August 2013 5:34

Can't tell if you're mad because he's bullying, or mad because he's bad at it.

WeskersSexslave 15

Friday 16 August 2013 7:20

you can bully amanda bynes. she bullies other celebs as well

iwasborn_naked 14

Friday 16 August 2013 8:09

it's taken you to this point to say anything to him about bullying... bad parenting. make your kids aware of the effects of bullying before he gets on a computer YDI