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By glens - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my company announced a new name. They also announced new coffee mugs with the name on them. They've not announced raises in over 3 years. FML
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kb021 18

Sure that sucks, but in today's economy you should just be grateful you have a job at all!

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mikezz22 4

well that sorta sucks but the pay must be decent enough for you to be there for over 3 years..

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sailoroftheseas 7

On the bright side, at least you have new coffee mugs

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crimsonprodigy 15

Things are looking up, you'll have a raise in 3 years if this keeps up!

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DocBastard 38

What kind of dumbass expects a raise in this economy? Oh right. You do. Just enjoy your new mug and your regular paycheck. That's more than a lot of people have these days.

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lilikawaii 6

Why did Doc get thumbed down? I bet he was voted down by people who get everything handed to them.

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bfsd42 20

28, firstly, it is ok that people have their own opinion and thumb someone up or down, even against the Doc. ( Not saying that I did or didn't). Also, even in this economy, working hard to improve your own situation can easily net you a better job or pay raise. It won't be handed to you. But with some effort and belief in yourself, it will happen.

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queen_awks 16

Or tea, if you're feeling really adventurous.

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fyl_darksouljoke 0

Normally when a company changes hands frequently, the odds of getting a raise are slim to none. I hate to be the bearer of bad news but don't hold your breath on getting that raise.

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queen_awks 16

You can even wear them as a hat if you have really good posture.

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zingline89 18

I'm with the company, I never announce my raises. I usually try to hunch over a bit and think of fat naked men trying to seduce me.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Thinking of perdix and boners right now?

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kooochris1995 14

You could make a video called 2 girls 1 coffee mug with it!

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