Love and Animals: Today, I came home to yet another kitten. My girlfriend swore...

By Anonymous - 01/05/2017 20:42

Today, I came home to yet another kitten. My girlfriend swore to me this would never happen again. When I reminded her of her promise, she told me the kitten will be staying, and she wants me to move out. FML

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By achoooo - 07/11/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML

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Sneakin' in a kitty

By Anonymous - 15/01/2022 08:02

Today, my wife brought home a kitten, telling me it had been abandoned. She must think I’m dumb, since our credit card statement shows that all last week she bought it from a breeder, then got it vaccinated and chipped at the vet's, and only now brought it home to feed me this pack of lies. FML

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Sick move, bro

By jlw1998 - 25/04/2016 04:36 - United States - Dallas

Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML

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Time doesn't always heal

By Anonymous - 03/10/2022 09:30 - Israel - Ramat Gan

Today, exactly two years to the date when I thought my dream had came true when my partner surprised me with a kitten. Except two weeks later we had to give him away because my partner was too anxious about the cat destroying any of his stuff. I'm still heartbroken. FML

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Manchild

By beeee - 26/07/2010 04:03 - Australia

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML

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By Jeimaiku - 27/09/2011 17:40 - United States

Today, my ex took my cat and gave her to an animal shelter while I was at work, saying he can't stand living with her any longer. He's moving out in 2 days. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 07:30 - United States - Rockville Centre

Today, my girlfriend of 3 months broke up with me via text and said she was keeping the cat. I've had the cat since for seven years since she was a kitten. FML

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The best part of breaking up…

By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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The creepy guy next door

By Anonymous - 05/06/2013 22:09 - United Kingdom - Worcester Park

Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. Twenty minutes later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place for a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing for my life. FML

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By Lola - 23/07/2012 04:31

Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML

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False_Stupidity 41

Monday 1 May 2017 21:22

Did you give her an ultimatum such as 'either I go or the kitten goes'? If so, that's where you went wrong.

pharm121 21

Monday 1 May 2017 21:09

I say when you move out take the kitten with you.

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pharm121 21

Monday 1 May 2017 21:09

I say when you move out take the kitten with you.

Glowworm56 26

Monday 1 May 2017 21:10

Well, now we know your girlfriend can't keep her promises and puts kittens before you. Not a good sign, if you ask me.

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 1 May 2017 21:22

Did you give her an ultimatum such as 'either I go or the kitten goes'? If so, that's where you went wrong.

neuronerd 28

Monday 1 May 2017 21:56

I mean, my boyfriend loves cats more than he loves me, so I'd say I feel your pain, but I kind of feel the same way about cats as he does...

LostInTheZone11 29

Monday 1 May 2017 22:11

In a few years she will turn into the Crazy Cat Lady from The Simpsons.

acmariner99 25

Monday 1 May 2017 23:44

I guess that is one way to break up

TheJokerDK 7

Monday 1 May 2017 23:56

Dodge the bullet and get out trust me it will be better for you in the long run

Jdgreen429 13

Tuesday 2 May 2017 0:11

Run! Fast!

Dark_Cecilia 20

Tuesday 2 May 2017 1:19

I can just imagine the conversation that led to her having to promise it would never happen again. Gf: "Honey, I bought another kitten. This one's named Fluffy." OP: "You need to stop buying kittens every time you go to PetSmart. We already have five." Gf: "Fine... I won't buy any more kittens. I promise."