Miscellaneous: Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After...

By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 23:20 - Canada

Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After having stiches put in, my Mom wanted me to go to the store with her. My friend saw me at the store and thought it would be funny to rip off the band aid because she thought I was hiding a zit. She ripped out my stitches. FML

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Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML

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Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML

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Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end of a play, and I got up to find my head bleeding profusely. Not one person offered to drive me to the ER. I had to drive myself to get six stitches in the face. FML

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By Sherlock - 03/02/2010 16:02 - France

Today, my youngest son had to have stitches on his chin. He did great; I passed out. FML

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Monday 6 July 2009 9:06

OMG I feel so bad for you. How can this be a YDI?

shady77 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:03

Oh damn, thats gotta hurt!

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xSceneSceneBabyx 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:56

that f*ckin sucks! how bad did that hurt?

car6435 0

Monday 6 July 2009 10:00

DAM. ouch

jessamyn_it_is 0

Monday 6 July 2009 10:03

Oh shit :(

div01 2

Monday 6 July 2009 10:10

Jessamyns comment made me lol. :p

wow_seriously321 0

Monday 6 July 2009 10:10

ouch :(

ethanmonroe 0

Monday 6 July 2009 10:16

Where exactly were the stitches? If it was on your face your friend is less of a dumbass (although he still is one). But if it was on your side or something he must be a complete ******* retard if he thinks you're hiding a zit there.

xxxsportygurlxxx 0

Monday 6 July 2009 10:18

OUCH! that's gotta hurt bad. i feel so sorry for you, dear.

redbluegreen 40

Monday 6 July 2009 10:27

What I want to know is how you fell and hit your face with a rake...

Torunn 13

Friday 7 October 2011 16:29

I can attest that it is possible; I've done it.

SomeonePosting 0

Monday 6 July 2009 10:39

Who the **** does that, seriously? Ripping off a bandage when you have no idea what it's supposed to be protecting sounds like such a dumb idea. Sorry you've got a friend that doesn't think before they act, OP.