Miscellaneous: Today, I noticed that the walls of my apartment are ridiculously...

By edwinduarte1 - 13/09/2010 06:49 - France

Today, I noticed that the walls of my apartment are ridiculously thin, when I heard my neighbor slowly walk up the stairs, slam the bathroom door, lift the toilet cover, take a pee and end with a nice "AAHH." FML

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By hearing too much - 03/11/2019 02:00

Today, the walls in my house are so thin that I heard my roommate yell from the bathroom upstairs, "Hear my butthole roar." Now I’m scared to use the bathroom after him. FML

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By investing in earplugs - 23/02/2022 05:59

Today, sick of the unfiltered noise we hear from our neighbours in our upstairs apartment, as we're above their fence line, we signed the lease on an apartment downstairs. While I was downstairs, my partner clomped upstairs, opened the bathroom door, and took a piss. I heard EVERYTHING. FML

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By op-poopy - 22/04/2011 14:26 - Canada

Today, the landlord of our building constructed a bathroom in the space under the stairs, outside my office, on the other side of a thin wall. He must have some kind of bowel disorder, because now I get to hear the sounds of his loud, wet and gassy pooping several times per day. FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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By LostSleep - 24/05/2016 21:54 - United Kingdom

Today, I was woken at 4 a.m. by the sounds of someone crashing down the stairs. I scrambled out, still half-asleep, to find out that nobody was in an agonized heap at the bottom. The walls are so thin in my house that I could hear the neighbour falling down HIS stairs. FML

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By Username - 21/01/2011 03:55

Today, I now know why my next-door neighbour can't look me in the eye without smirking. He can hear every grunt, groan, fart and strain that happens in my bathroom from his bathroom. FML

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By smellay - 14/04/2020 23:00

Today, I had to shit really bad while I was in bed with my girlfriend. Luckily she was sleeping. I didn’t want to be obvious, so I closed all the doors, crept into the bathroom and sat on the toilet. I accidentally let out the loudest fart. I got a text saying, “Walls are thin, you good?” FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2023 03:00 - Cayman Islands - George Town

Today, at work, I had to use the bathroom to urinate. It's basically in an open plan office, so everyone can hear absolutely everything. After successfully and discreetly doing my business, I noticed a bit of dirt on the wall. I gave it a rub with my thumb on the smooth tile. It sounded exactly like a loud fart. FML

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By Dear God Why - 05/12/2016 13:07

Today, I finally determined the source of the horrible smell that periodically invades my apartment: there's nothing wrong with the plumbing as I previously thought, I can just smell my neighbors pooping in their bathroom on the other side of the wall. FML

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By monochrometea - 09/09/2011 02:07 - United States

Today, the only thing my downstairs neighbor wanted to talk about with me is how she can hear us go to the bathroom. She also claims that she can tell which one of us is going, based on the noise level. FML

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mandiepandie204 0

Monday 13 September 2010 12:00

Move somewhere else, SOON.

takeapieandrun 9

Monday 13 September 2010 11:59

Lol, have fun!

Comments

heellooPWNED 0

Monday 13 September 2010 12:33

y did u sit there and listen to the whole thing?

jinxthejinx 0

Monday 13 September 2010 13:54

Why not?

misfitSuperStar 0

Monday 13 September 2010 12:35

Just think, he can hear you the same way.

InDenial 6

Monday 13 September 2010 12:43

Maybe something like 'flop flop floppily flop'.

InDenial 6

Monday 13 September 2010 12:45

Whoops, replied to the wrong comment. It was meant for #31.

sourgirl101 28

Monday 13 September 2010 15:32

It sounds like flops when you **********? My ears would bleed!

misfitSuperStar 0

Monday 13 September 2010 18:30

If THAT is what your masturbation sounds like, you're 1) not doing it right or 2) need to see a dr. Good luck with all...that.

InDenial 6

Tuesday 14 September 2010 13:21

I didn't say me. I said the guy. I was being sarcastic.

FFML_314 11

Monday 13 September 2010 12:36

I want you too. Aha, yes. I am a **** for enjoying sex more than I enjoy peeing. ******* dip shit.

CitrusGirl 0

Monday 13 September 2010 12:40

how does the insinuation that she's not a virgin make her a ****. Because I'm pretty sure that if you ever get laid you'll be going around acting like you're tough shit. Don't be a sexist asshole.