Miscellaneous: Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are... - FML

By peepeepants - 18/08/2009 12:35 - Canada

Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML

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By nyu - 25/01/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML

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By almyric - 02/10/2019 12:02

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML

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By hobbit - 22/05/2013 17:40 - United States - Winthrop

Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails asked if I wanted my toe hairs trimmed. I was so taken aback and embarrassed that I said yes. They charged me extra. FML

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By badmom101 - 16/05/2009 11:26 - Canada

Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:10 - Australia

Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML

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By twinkletoes - 17/09/2012 06:32 - United States

Today, I went to get my nails done for the first time in a while. I don't like to go that much because two of my toes are connected, and I'm very self-conscious about it. The man painting my toes started laughing when he saw them and called all the other employees over to look. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 07:35

Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML

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By civicman - 27/09/2009 02:19 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML

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By bottombarrel - 28/10/2014 14:07 - United States - Greenville

Today, I was getting a pedicure to cheer myself up. I've been so lonely, I got overly excited when someone sat next to me, because I got to pretend I had a friend. FML

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Yeet the feet

By SalonGirl - 10/03/2009 11:55 - United States

Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML

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mj2123 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 21:03

Why would you get a pedicure - something in which someone is constantly touching your feet - if you know you're that ticklish?

SimpleSimon 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 21:07

Today, some bitch kicked me in the face while i was trying to give a pedicure. FML

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kelsey_drives 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 2:07

what the ****? YDI, i hope you offered to clean it up you asshole.

fml131996 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 3:47

was the peed like a flood or a little tinkle

TanksToYou 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 5:49

She got PWND!

treesandhills 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 22:26

my feet are so ticklish that I think if my feet and hands were chained to a big board and someone tried to tickle my feet I would break my own ankles to get out of there rather than get my feet tickled .

random1111 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 5:54

Falcon Kick!

Jakojan 4

Wednesday 24 February 2010 4:18

Are you retarded 91? How does someone deserve something for having an accidental, UNCONTROLLABLE reaction to something? Just because you weren't loved enough as a child doesn't mean you should be a jackass for no reason.

lol523 0

Friday 7 May 2010 22:02

did you pee on herrr?????

BigBoss026 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 7:45

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!

Sirin_fml 46

Monday 18 April 2011 22:45

Test. Not an FML.

coolpwnagedude 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 15:33

Woot!!!! ontario Canada ftw and FYL

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