By yeah why not - 06/04/2013 17:06 - Norway

Today, my dad had a little too much to drink. When he's that drunk, he likes to pepper me with a lot of random questions. He asked if I've ever tried hard drugs, and if I want to die. I answered no to both of the questions, and he demanded to know why not. FML
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floozle702 7

I wonder what he would have done if you said yes to both...

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DocBastard 38

I imagine your dad to be like Captain Oveur from "Airplane!": "Do you like gladiator movies? Do you like when your dog grabs your leg and runs up and down? Ever seen a grown man naked?"

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CreepInTheCorner 11

Well at least you know that you can do drugs now..

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DudeEvil 22

What? She can do drugs and perhaps ruin her life because daddy approves?

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floozle702 7

I wonder what he would have done if you said yes to both...

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HaneenDixon 16

I'd assume he'd either high five her or ask for some. Or maybe both.

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FlamingTacos 7

He wants you to be living like Larry

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hryffff 11

Did you show any signs of depression?

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DragonPorn 15

I hate when people take shit so seriously. You're not taking a record breaking dump, chill.

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DocBastard 38

I imagine your dad to be like Captain Oveur from "Airplane!": "Do you like gladiator movies? Do you like when your dog grabs your leg and runs up and down? Ever seen a grown man naked?"

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gc327072 30

^I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

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olpally 32

This movie is on HBO channel right now! Lmao! :D

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EmilieAutumn 7

Seeing parents getting drunk in front of their kids makes me never want to drink.

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Xotoolyxo 16

What a lovely dad, I'm a bit jealous

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Bakarra 22

Yea c'mon guys lighten up on the dad! He just wants to know if OP would be down for a hangover status adventure that might involve one of them tragically dying...

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SaxophoneHero 12

Eh, might as well do drugs. Then, when you get addicted, make him pay for rehab.

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Blahshabadada 10

Completely ruin your life because of something your drunk father said? Genius Idea! -.-

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SaxophoneHero 12

Hey, you can meet some quality people in rehab!

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Silly_Lilly6969 23

Haha sounds like something my mom would do

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