Kids: Little shit

Little shit

By single&alone - 06/03/2015 20:44 - United States - Seattle

Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML

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By imwrong - 10/02/2009 11:59 - Philippines

Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML

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By sorry... - 02/03/2015 16:31 - United States - Newark

Today, I realized I hate my boyfriend's little sister enough to break up with him. FML

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By twelvie - 23/03/2015 14:24 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML

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Domestic

By baberuth - 19/06/2015 22:21 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 15:20 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

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Give me strength

By GotPunched - 11/04/2009 06:36 - Finland

Today, my girlfriend's friend told her she had seen me shopping with a cute girl. When I came back home, my girlfriend punched me in the face and asked who the girl was. Apparently her friend didn't tell her the "cute girl" was my three year-old niece. I lost a tooth from the punch. FML

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Never get involved

By Boyufd - 08/06/2020 17:06

Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML

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You deserved it 588

By J - 11/02/2016 15:44 - Malta - Piet?

Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2015 15:15 - United States - Lompoc

Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

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Alexa, play "All You Need Is Hate" by The Delgados

By Anyonymous_101 - 21/09/2019 14:02

Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML

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theperfectchild 13

Saturday 7 March 2015 8:01

Demon child?

glabberfasted 16

Saturday 7 March 2015 13:12

This is a tough one, because, while his sister is actually kind of crazy, I feel like a brother SHOULD believe his sister over his girlfriend. That is, of course, if his sister isn't a whack job.

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mtndoc 16

Saturday 7 March 2015 14:34

Sounds like you dodged a bullet with this family

420west 4

Saturday 7 March 2015 14:53

hahaha, little one learned well. now show her one up and put your expensive makeup n her purse n tell ur boyfriend u misplaced it....

heirofhope 38

Saturday 7 March 2015 15:19

This situation is very tricky. If you've never shown violent behavior before and he didn't at least CONSIDER the possibility that she was lying, then I would say you're probably better off without him. Either way, I'm so sorry that happened, kids can be extremely manipulative and if she keeps it up she'll most likely have a lot of problems in the future. Hopefully, if things are still cloudy, you can clear it up rationally. I wish you the best of luck OP!

heirofhope 38

Saturday 7 March 2015 15:32

#72, I know what you're trying to say, and it's a very good point, but I think the key word here was "right away". You're right in saying family is important, but I too agree in saying that if didn't put the slightest bit of thought into the possibility that she was fibbing, then good riddance.

grogers311 20

Saturday 7 March 2015 15:52

"I thought she was just a whiny, jealous tard like most kids are..." Seriously?

grogers311 20

Saturday 7 March 2015 16:10

Yeah, the sister was definately a piece of work, but you don't sound much better

angelofsaturn 23

Saturday 7 March 2015 16:29

How old is this kid? Is she always like this with all of her brother's girlfriends or were you the chosen one OP? Some kids do get crazy jealous when their siblings date someone cause then they have to share their love.