Today, I couldn’t solve my 10 year-old daughter's math problem.... - FML

By Albert Einstein - 25/04/2016 03:33 - Germany

Today, I couldn’t solve my 10 year-old daughter's math problem. FML

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Gardakan 1

Tuesday 26 April 2016 13:53

This myth that Albert Einstein failed grade school math has no basis in either reality or common sense. He excelled at math. He also never had a 10-year-old daughter.

wheresmymary 22

Thursday 28 April 2016 14:11

I hate the new FML

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KinglyBee 3

Friday 29 April 2016 0:03

I know a lot of people have been rude about this, and that sucks. I really like the new layout. Very innovative and eye-catching. It brings the site into modern day. However I don't really like the historical FML'S. I don't know about everyone else, but I've followed this site for about seven years and it doesn't fit in with ANY existing content, or why I read these. I find a few amusing, but I'm not here to read them. Maybe putting them in a separate tab out of the actual feed so that people who can enjoy them can enjoy them while letting the rest of us read on would be better?

Cmiller97 13

Friday 29 April 2016 5:57

Why is every one taking these historical FMLs so seriously? There're meant to be goofy.

OrganicSistah 17

Friday 29 April 2016 20:11

That stupid new math sucks.

Nilkski 3

Saturday 30 April 2016 17:50

Today, the new FML sucks. FML.

Gwennn_fml 2

Sunday 1 May 2016 11:46

Could you please stop spreading lies ? You are clearly disinforming people, which is quite shameful. I'm not saying this should be an educational website, but there is a line I think, you must not cross with History. There are plenty of real FML moments in History, why don't you pick them ?

ER1C_fml 22

Monday 2 May 2016 21:22

These are brown because they are shitty.

fun_fml 0

Saturday 24 December 2016 12:20

True! So flipping true! LOL

fun_fml 0

Saturday 24 December 2016 12:22

Yeah, "FML Comments Gone Wild". I would love to see that.

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