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By tuck87 - 18/07/2014 15:49 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had a customer write "fuck you" in the tip option area on his credit card slip, I have no idea why. FML

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By ismerf19 - 22/12/2010 00:05

Today, I was working in a restaurant. On the receipt under "tip" someone actually took the time to write out "$0.00." FML

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By brhorton02 - 06/04/2009 14:42 - United States

Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML

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By imanidiot - 19/04/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I ordered take out, and paid with a credit card. The cute cashier gave me the receipt to sign, and under 'tip' I gave a couple of dollars. I realized that I had given too much, crossed it out, and changed it. Unaware she was watching, She then responded, "Did you just lower the tip by $1?" FML

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By richgirl - 25/02/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML

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By barista - 05/12/2010 17:36 - United States

Today, a customer tried to pay for a $1.55 cup of coffee with a gift card, but he came up a dollar short. He let another customer through while he fumbled in his pocket for money. I later noticed a dollar had disappeared from my tip jar. FML

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By scribbler8 - 14/10/2011 09:35 - Canada

Today, at work, a customer asked for my number. When I declined, he made a huge scene, shouting and scaring other customers. He tipped me seven cents. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2012 13:46 - United States

Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2012 07:23 - United States

Today, while at work, a customer gave me a $20 tip. I explained to him we aren't allowed to accept tips, but he insisted. When I called the manager to report it, he pocketed my tip. FML

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By retail can shart a cock - 09/01/2016 05:25 - United States

Today, a customer's credit card was declined. His totally reasonable reaction was to threaten to put a bullet in the back of my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2012 01:57 - United States - Rancho Santa Margarita

Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML

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Welshite 39

Friday 18 July 2014 20:12

That's when you tell him you aren't a prostitute.

nyancait 18

Friday 18 July 2014 20:12

Why is it so ******* difficult for some people to just have some good manners? If someone does you a service, you thank (and maybe even a tip) them. Ungrateful ness annoys me so much.

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Invisibleguyy 11

Friday 18 July 2014 23:04

I hope I don't sound like an asshole but I don't see this as a big problem honestly. Like eh it happens

keliflowers96 9

Friday 18 July 2014 23:08

Be like, "bitch please, I can do better than you."

Liiiiiiiiike 15

Friday 18 July 2014 23:16

Cause he had a bad day He's taking one down He sang a sad song just to turn it around.

basswaves 5

Friday 18 July 2014 23:18

It's probably because you gave bad service...

Wump 14

Friday 18 July 2014 23:35

Once I got a tip saying" Don't be a Waiter".

vikky538 28

Friday 18 July 2014 23:56

tipping **** you is unacceptable... he is an asshole...

BadLuckV 9

Saturday 19 July 2014 0:03

I didn't mean to put YDI sorry!

patrickalamo 47

Saturday 19 July 2014 1:13

Maybe it's because you don't have a clue...

Zeus1070 17

Saturday 19 July 2014 1:56

Because **** you, that's why. Seriously though, that person sounds like an insignificant prick in your side. perhaps you could attempt to remember him and give him the service he deserves next time.

fsomelife 26

Saturday 19 July 2014 2:15

Because **** you, that's why.

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