Health: Today, I had a horrible case of the flu. I have a fever of 102...

By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 12:36 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I had a horrible case of the flu. I have a fever of 102 degrees and I can't breathe through my nose. Choosing to sleep it off turns out to be enough for my mom to call me a lazy fuck and scream at me for doing nothing all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 14:41 - Germany

Today, after almost a week of being bed-ridden with a bad flu, my mom told me it was my job to clean the house. When I told her I still had a fever and didn't feel well, she looked at me and said in an understanding voice "It's okay honey, you can do it slowly." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 04:56 - United States - Medina

Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML

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By Anna - 18/06/2011 16:54 - Estonia

Today, I woke up with a high fever and hallucinations. I called for my mother, who after checking me, swore that I was just hungover from a night of partying, called me a "f*cking hedonist", and refused to help. FML

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By sickofsick - 30/12/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, I woke up with the flu that causes me to throw up violently until I dry heave and can't breathe. I told my mom I would rather have the runs, and not even a minute later, I got them. So now if I move too fast, I throw up, and if I don't move fast enough, I shit myself. FML

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By thanks guys - 07/04/2019 00:00

Today, I’ve been suffering with a fever of 104° as well as an ear and sinus infection. I asked my mom and sister if they could get me meds and fluids from the store. I sent them money through my bank app for the supplies. They took my money and went to lunch instead. I’m still sick as a dog. FML

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By blarghhhh - 28/02/2016 14:58 - United States - Owosso

Today, I woke up with the flu. My wife thinks I'm faking it so we don't have to go on date night, even though I've been on the toilet all day. FML

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By Sickinbed - 07/06/2011 10:27 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap in our country house. I was sick with a fever of 101.3. When I woke up, I see that my family had left to go back to the apartment. They forgot me. FML

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By sickmom - 21/01/2014 11:07 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I have the flu. I woke up to my son leaning over me, inches from my face, breathing in deeply. Apparently, he was trying to get sick so he could stay home from school. He's 15. FML

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By lk07 - 23/04/2019 12:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, I'm stuck in bed with a fever, aches, and nasty cough. My kids and husband had it too, and kept coughing without covering their mouths, despite my asking several times so I wouldn't get sick. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2009 12:05 - United States

Today, my mom tells my sister that she is worried about her because she has a headache and feels like she might be getting a slight cold. I have had the flu for two weeks and have a 103 degree fever. I ask, "What about me?" Her response? "Stay away from your sister." FML

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LyricaSilvan 29

Thursday 23 June 2016 1:01

Maybe you should "accidentally" pass that flu on. Then she might understand how you feel and decide to shut up.

muncherofice 19

Thursday 23 June 2016 1:02

hope you feel better op

Comments

maxthebigseal 21

Thursday 23 June 2016 0:55

Honestly, I can't believe you would be so lazy! Back in my day I would go to work uphill both ways, fever or not. YDI.

swenny_xoxo 18

Thursday 23 June 2016 2:36

How does OP deserve the flu?

maxthebigseal 21

Thursday 23 June 2016 2:39

Sorry, I was trying to use sarcasm but it didn't come across that way. I deserve the downvotes.

DrChrisOfWumbo 12

Thursday 23 June 2016 3:00

I got the joke. I laughed. Take heart, someone else does understand your humor :)

Liss5477 6

Thursday 23 June 2016 5:03

I got it. I had a nice chuckle from it too.

ChiefKoala 30

Thursday 23 June 2016 5:25

Nah. I got that sarcasm. There are far too many Sheldons in this world who don't understand sarcasm when they see/hear it.

TheHcwalker 20

Thursday 23 June 2016 12:13

Are you serious

isum21 20

Saturday 25 June 2016 5:43

if all else fails add /s to the end of your comment. it helps others know when you're not trying to be a dick, and for me it's pretty useful because I'm a sarcastic and satirical asswipe.

LyricaSilvan 29

Thursday 23 June 2016 1:01

Maybe you should "accidentally" pass that flu on. Then she might understand how you feel and decide to shut up.

muncherofice 19

Thursday 23 June 2016 1:03

lol I said that too in my comment but I changed it

RoseCrystal 17

Thursday 23 June 2016 2:15

I agree. Lick every doorknob in the house and use her toothbrush.

Guy1009 15

Thursday 23 June 2016 2:29

Don't forget to give her the same shit she gave you when she's bed ridden!

Ironman_I_Am 7

Thursday 23 June 2016 4:46

But then you would probably become her slave and have to do everything

jake_braves 25

Thursday 23 June 2016 6:04

Your mom is pure evil OP.

BrotherPhil 35

Thursday 23 June 2016 6:54

No, just devoid of compassion.

muncherofice 19

Thursday 23 June 2016 1:02

hope you feel better op

tounces7 27

Thursday 23 June 2016 1:08

Your mom sounds like a self-centered narcissist.

Tripartita 44

Thursday 23 June 2016 1:21

As opposed to those selfless narcissists that insist on caring about others.

BrotherPhil 35

Thursday 23 June 2016 6:56

It can happen: "Look at how selfless I'm being". Kinda like the stereotype of a Jewish mother.

DanielleinDC 33

Thursday 23 June 2016 20:27

Yeah, but that's still being self-centered if you play at being selfless so you get attention.

moodyreallyrocks 27

Thursday 23 June 2016 1:15

Ignore her OP! Hope you feel better soon..

TheLadyOpal 30

Thursday 23 June 2016 1:35

Feel better soon. And keep her close by if you ever feel the need to vomit.

AnalBeads4U 20

Thursday 23 June 2016 1:56

Let's see how much your mom needs your help when she's the one who's sick.

cranberries_fml 17

Thursday 23 June 2016 1:56

Little bit squicked right now because where I'm from a 'lazy ****' is a one night stand..

sylvienoir 18

Thursday 23 June 2016 10:18

what the hell is squicked?

oathkeeper99 31

Thursday 23 June 2016 2:00

I know the feeling, when I was younger if I ever had a sick day from school my mom would always tell me to wash up, vacuum and clean the house because I was "lucky enough to have a day off". Never mind the fact I was too sick to even walk further than the bathroom without passing out, let alone clean the whole house. It sucks, but feel better, OP!