Love: Today, I had lunch with a couple of my friends and a guy I like....

By dexter - 15/01/2009 15:07 - United States

Today, I had lunch with a couple of my friends and a guy I like. Another guy I have a crush on came and ate with us too. After lunch, one of the guys I have a crush on told me the other guy I like is sexy. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2015 18:02 - United States - Greensburg

Today, I had lunch with an old friend I've had a crush on for years. We're both single, so I figured it to be kind of like a date. Until he started talking about how he told his brother last night that we would never be a thing. FML

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By Noname - 23/01/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML

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Misunderstood

By Lonely - 24/07/2011 17:02 - United States

Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML

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Unforgettable

By bex - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

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By ug - 08/07/2009 20:51 - Canada

Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML

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Alexa, play "Let Down" by Radiohead

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Central Islip

Today, the guy I've been crushing on at work finally asked me out to lunch. I was nervous we wouldn't have anything to talk about. He spent the entire hour talking about how amazing his new girlfriend is. FML

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Well, this is awkward

By Samantha - 29/03/2009 03:14 - Canada

Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML

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Choked

By embarrassing - 15/07/2021 18:01

Today, I went out to eat with friends. My crush was also at the restaurant with his friends. He smiled at me as I took a mouthful of food, and I choked. The waitress had to perform the Heimlich maneuver on me, while he and his friends fell off their chairs laughing. FML

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Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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Not now, guts!

By Anonymous - 19/12/2022 12:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, marks the third day I've spent with a cute guy who has a crush on me. Before going to a public pool, we had a nice breakfast together. However, the food did not agree with me, so I loudly emptied my guts in the poolside restroom. He sent me home after, and will no longer answer my texts. FML

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Timmytwofinger 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 2:42

geez make your ******* mind up

Doesuff 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 2:36

You still have the other guy to go after. Just stop liking EVERYONE!

Comments

Timmytwofinger 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 2:42

geez make your ******* mind up

jennnnrawr 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:23

im pretty sure her mind is made up now...

k1w1 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 9:30

process of elimination. haa

ffmmllyaya 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 18:47

don't assume anyone is gay, the guy was probably just testing her to see how she feels about him

alex1502 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 7:48

Girls like guys who are Gay! I have Seen so many of these, and i figured this out of One of my Friends who Happens to Be Gay, and all the Girls in the grade like him

gladstone123 5

Tuesday 25 January 2011 18:45

the op's name is Dexter. I'm assuming he's a guy?

klx125cross 9

Wednesday 29 August 2012 3:42

Amen!! Lol

Eir_fml 1

Wednesday 18 February 2009 13:04

is the other guy gay though? It's not like he said the other one is good in bed or anything.

messilover0 4

Thursday 3 October 2013 6:32

Completely agree

Doesuff 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 2:36

You still have the other guy to go after. Just stop liking EVERYONE!

JustDerpin 11

Sunday 5 February 2012 22:20

Hey, the heart wants what the heart wants.

Xinxinix 0

Monday 9 March 2009 0:46

Wow, what an unexpected twist of events. You really don't know people, huh?

iliketofu 6

Sunday 25 September 2011 16:56

Duh!

lostguy 0

Monday 13 April 2009 0:08

you like too many guys. one should be enough. well at least now the guy you had a crush on made it easier for you on picking which guy you should go for now ^_^