By OfCourse - 27/06/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
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amatayo 0

so which did you pick cuz I might have done the first to her then my dad

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Books4Me 0

Ew that is sick, I'm 20 and engaged to a 38 year old man. He has a 4yr old and a 2yr old and I don't even ask them to call me mom! Never would.

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I_am_stupid_also 6

It's your life, but those kids could really use a mom as they grow up. Are you not going to be as nurturing as a biological mother also?

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SomeonePosting 0

Lol, that's not what she was saying and you know it. "I don't expect my stepchildren to call me mom," and, "I won't take care of my stepchildren," are two different things.

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rubmytummy 0

punch her in the face. and then punch your dad in the balls.

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LollyPop1 0

Oh, I'm sorry, that must really suck.... :(

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tapesculpture 0

what a bitch O:

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ImAKlutz15 0

Seriously why in the world would she think you would call her mom? She's old enough to be your sister!

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cattoe7 0

should have punched her and vomited everywhere then said 'hey mom can you clean that up?'

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Roddsy 0

call her sis instead xO but yeah >.> shoulda slapped her ^^;

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inface2b 0

vomit on her face that way u get to do both

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ben26_fml 0

wait but how old are you?

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Cordeh 0

If it helps, i would have punched her. then spat on it.

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