By MegasaurusRex89 - 18/10/2014 00:04 - United States - Daly City

Today, I learned that if you give a squirrel a cookie, he'll climb up your pants in search of more cookies. FML
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MegasaurusRex89 28

I did run, but I stopped when I saw another squirrel looking at me and that's when the first one caught up. Greedy and determined little bastards I tell ya! (I'm OP, by the way... And a girl.)

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gracehi 31

Haven't you ever read the book "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie?" I'm pretty sure the principal applies to squirrels too.

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larrena2377 26

A guy on campus at my school got chased by a squirrel because he wouldn't give it anymore food..quite entertaining

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AriettaX 15

Squirrels are pretty nuts! hahaha.. nuts..

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gracehi 31

Haven't you ever read the book "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie?" I'm pretty sure the principal applies to squirrels too.

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AriettaX 15

I would love to see South Park cover an episode regarding those books... like some epic journey because cartman (the pig) was given a pancake

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BasedComment 15

Ayy I thought the same thing

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Bloink 25

for those who never read that book, the wording of the fml matches the wording of the story

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diving_fml 30

As part of the **** Sapiens in the animal kingdom, if you don't feed animals you don't feed yourself. If this is true what is your secret to survival?

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ChristianH39 30

You way over thought that comment. He's not saying nobody should feed animals, there's a difference between raising livestock for food and giving a squirrel a cookie.

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gracehi 31

I don't think #9 was talking about feeding livestock. I think he meant that #6 must not eat because he is an animal... which, amazingly, is even more stupid. Although I think it was a poor attempt at being funny.

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gracehi 31

My bad. Should have known with a name like that.

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sayyestothedress 24

No prob a lot of people get confused since they don't really read the name until it is pointed out or if the gender is pointed out

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cwrocker 14

I gave a mouse a cookie once. It went very well;)

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jellybeens_fml 16

Did you even read the FML? What's he supposed to throw? His ballsack?

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MegasaurusRex89 28

I did run, but I stopped when I saw another squirrel looking at me and that's when the first one caught up. Greedy and determined little bastards I tell ya! (I'm OP, by the way... And a girl.)

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Roskosity 22

You're really pretty. I'm sure more than just that squirrel wants in your pants.

Roskosity 22

Haha. It was a joke. Sorry if I offended!

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Goblin182 26

So all he got was a muffin.

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Kevlar_burrito 6

People on FML are socially inept and don't know how to take jokes

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therealjc_fml 14

Maybe it was just trying to hug you!

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llamarrama01 21

He didn't want a cookie, so went looking for nuts.

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xmaan667 15

Why would you give a squirrel a cookie?

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