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By XxEmoWolfiexX - 24/05/2012 21:18 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my cat woke me up, but not by kneading on me though. Instead, she woke me up by pouncing on the laser pointer my dad was shining on my face. FML

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By Zamaria - 02/10/2009 22:23 - France

Today, I was woken up from a nap by my cat attacking my face. Evidently, my husband thought it would be funny to shine a laser pointer on my cheek. FML

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By scratchpost - 28/10/2010 12:07 - United States

Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML

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Scaredy cat

By Luke - 15/02/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to surprise my cat with a fancy new toy. I spent $30 on a laser pointer. Turns out, my cat is terrified of lasers, and spent the next hour giving me the "You betrayed me" look from under the couch. FML

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Asshole

By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 20:38 - Netherlands - Mierlo

Today, my drunk dad decided to wake me up by lobbing our cat directly into my now-mauled face. FML

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Alexa, play "The Lovecats" by The Cure

By MistofAvalon - 24/04/2020 14:00

Today, my cat woke me up announcing he was hungry by standing on my bedside table. This placed him both next to and above my head. Did he do this by meowing? Nope. Did he do it by tapping me with his little paw? Not that either. He sneezed all over my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2013 00:05 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, my dad thought it would be funny to wake me up by sprinkling catnip over me then dropping my cat on top of me. FML

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Mr Whiskers

By Anonymous - 29/05/2020 14:00

Today, one of my friends was playing with a laser pointer. When he pointed it in my direction, I swatted at it away like it was a bug. Apparently, I'm part cat. FML

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Rise and shine

By Anonymous - 29/04/2020 08:00

Today, my cat woke me up at 3 a.m. by jumping from the shelf and landing on my nutsack. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, my little brother was playing with my cat, getting it to chase a laser pointer. He thought it would be funny to shine the laser pointer over my nuts. FML

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By Noname - 30/01/2009 18:18 - Canada

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

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nelds 12

Friday 25 May 2012 8:32

Haha your dad sounds funny.

roseXthorns 8

Friday 25 May 2012 8:33

Hopefully she didn't impale you with razor sharp claws.

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OMGMAN84 0

Friday 25 May 2012 14:35

Lol the man works hard let him enjoy himself! :D

GSXRryders 2

Friday 25 May 2012 14:41

For some reason I wanna say YOUR DAD IS AWESOME!!! Sorry,lol

emily2772 2

Friday 25 May 2012 14:50

omg that is sooo funny lol:D

PasstheWhiskey 3

Friday 25 May 2012 15:06

Shine the laser on your dads nuts

HeroOfHyrule 0

Friday 25 May 2012 15:55

Your dad is awesome XD

AbbyAbyss 5

Friday 25 May 2012 16:34

Why is this thumbed down? I genuinely laughed at this.

Lililthx 7

Friday 25 May 2012 16:59

OP, I don't like your username. Change it. Change it now! x) Otherwise, lucky youuu for having a cat!

mrboomstik 3

Friday 25 May 2012 17:13

C'mon OP this post belongs on MLIA not FML. That's funny!

mdavenport6 4

Friday 25 May 2012 18:27

Lol my kids are getting that tomorrow!!!!

bethanyjk 0

Friday 25 May 2012 18:41

my cat would do the same thingg.

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