By goo - 10/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Louisville

Today, while having fun between the sheets with my boyfriend, his allergies got the best of him and his nose started running. Every time he kissed me he'd drip snot onto my face. When I complained, he said I was being insensitive. FML
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alternative-facts 6

That's when you flip him over and straddle him. That way the mucus runs down his face and not yours.

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Greycatsister 12

You are. I absolutely adore when my boyfriend gets his runny mucus all over my face and in my mouth. Mm.

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Greycatsister 12

You are. I absolutely adore when my boyfriend gets his runny mucus all over my face and in my mouth. Mm.

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LyricaSilvan 29

What else would you expect to come out of his nose, particularly as a result of allergies?

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alternative-facts 6

That's when you flip him over and straddle him. That way the mucus runs down his face and not yours.

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RichardPencil 30

And this is where doggy-style comes into play.

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Aurora_BoreaIis 7

He snot very sensitive himself, is he? :c

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DanielleinDC 33

He wouldn't like it much if you were dripping snot in his face.

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Cali 54

He's being insensitive to your desire to maintain a snot-free face!

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hkhan24 23

Actually he's right, you are too insensitive... to dust and pollen and he's too sensitive which is what caused the problem in the first place

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revolvearoundme 15

Should have gotten up, thrown him some tissues and said, "Well I'm finished, now clean yourself up!" Then gone and watched some television or something.

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CrazyJolteon 0

Well you kinda are....you can't control his allergies so don't complain

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ralphnader 13

I accidentally hit ydi, sorry that sucks.

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