Transportation: Trash

Trash

By GuiltByTenuousAssociation - 01/03/2010 13:17 - United States

Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

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By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - Newark

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

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By immunizations - 11/12/2010 07:40 - Canada

Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML

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Overreaction

By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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By lk26 - 08/02/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML

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Glassed

By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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Fighting talk

By Anonymous - 23/04/2022 18:00

Today, I went out with my girlfriend to a restaurant. After parking up next to a badly parked Audi, I commented, “Typical shit parking by an Audi driver.” Unbeknownst to me, the owner was walking to his car at the exact same moment. FML

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iBrittanyy 17

Monday 1 March 2010 20:06

So because you have the same car as a cheating spouse, you deserve to have your car trashed? No wonder they were cheated on. Psycho.

imgriff 0

Monday 1 March 2010 20:08

The great part is that now you can go to the owner of the other trashed car, and team up and make her pay for 2 damaged cars. Karma baby, Karma.

Comments

MzRabbit 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:42

damn that suckz!!!

Thunderbender 2

Monday 1 March 2010 23:45

Hey, For all we know both of their cars could have huge ass signs on them saying I AM A CHEATING DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!!! Really not her fault.

arvind0602 1

Monday 1 March 2010 23:52

atleast he was kind enough to leave you a note...........lol

bd1614 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:58

as she said, ydi for having the same car. lol

jonny2x4 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 0:14

The one who trashed your car was right, you know.

muppemupp 1

Tuesday 2 March 2010 0:21

YDI for writing fake stories.

theeBeezWaXx 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 0:28

thatss so not fuckingg cool.

rainrider 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 0:35

I would be devastated if that happened to my car. fortunately for me parking next to another mustang cobra the same as mine is highly unlikely. ; )

Emrysa 1

Tuesday 2 March 2010 0:47

Hey, you know what would make an awesome movie? If a guy who's car got trashed by a psycho chick on accident waited around to talk to her ex-boyfriend, got her phone number, address, ect and then went and torched her car and trashed her home. He could leave a note saying, "you deserve it for sleeping with a cheater, you crazy *****" - love anonymous. That would be an awesome movie, in my opinion.