By Anonymous - 10/11/2011 17:07 - Ireland

Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML
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Damn_Hippster 11

That's a shitty situation... I'm sorry I couldn't resist.

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deviable 9

You can always resist. Mostly because it isn't funny anymore. At least try to be more original if you're going to make a shit joke.

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WeAreAHurricane 14

The dog wasn't done...and neither were you

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c00lguy90 0

Sounds like a... takes off glasses SHITTY SITUATION, YEAHHHHHHHHH

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c00lguy90 0

Sounds like a... takes off glasses SHITTY SITUATION, YEAHHHHHHHHH

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iam_yummylicious 12

Sounds like *takes glasses, breaks them, and shoved them up your ass* YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHH

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Keyman1212 14

This was just a thread of shitty puns.

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bluekid7 5

Looks like the shit's on the other foot

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HetaliaFreak 10

Hey, shit happens!

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unitedfan11 0

Could you guys cut this shit out?... Aw shit.

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zachherbert 10

Yea, these puns are starting stink. I'm tired of this shit, and all this crap better stop

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xcowboys 0

Urine; because "shit" is getting played out.

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13FTW 9

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKEEEERRR!!!!

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WordSmyth 2

The next asshole that makes one of those shitastic puns should have his mind wiped. Poop.

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SirObvious 1

I don't see why urine to this shit.

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tanneriscool 2

All these shit puns made me poop my pants.... I'm gonna go wipe now.

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evilteddybear 0

Take off your shoe and burn it on someones doorstep;)

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iBanana 17

No, OP just has shitty awareness of his surroundings.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Yeah, when you keep doing the same dumb shit over and over, it isn't luck. No pun intended.

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m0tl3ycru3 0

I don't understand why people let their dogs shit wherever they want then not clean it up.

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That0therguy 4

This is the part where I chew you out for making a shitty pun.

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eddieyes 0

You know, accidentally stepping on shit brings you good luck , and you just got doubled .

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Lintu_26 23

Accidentally stepping on shit makes you angry and smelly...x2 in OP's case

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Icecream93 4

Is that what your mom told you when you stepped in crap all the time?

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dompa2011 0

I hate the look of your face

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nciolfi 0

Haha get out of that lawn before the shit hits the fan!!

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