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Run, Forrest, run'
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Show it anywayOP never told us what kind of snake it was. It could be a venomous snake. Australia IS home to many deadly animals.
Very true 17, and lots of dangerous spiders. Australia has some very scary wildlife. I once got chased by a cassowary, they are a very scary bird!
Ok im gonna go for it. THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY BOOT!!
29, don't forget about the drop bears. Those damn koalas, just waiting, all cute and fluffy, for their chance to jump out of the trees, right onto your head... Claws out and everything.
43- I really enjoyed your comment for one reason: both the line you said and the one posted at the beginning of the thread are said either by Tom Hanks or in Tom Hanks movies. Whether or not this is intentional doesn't matter. Bravo
7, the island taipan, the most poisonous land snake in the world, LIVES in Australia, my homeland ;)
And then you realized you didn't have a dog...
And it's home to some of the most dangerous snakes.
17 and 29 - you have no idea ;) wildlife here is crazy as ****. What other country has jumping marsupials that can drown a dog in a dam (seen the after effects of a kicking/slashing/drowning, ain't pretty) has mammals that lay eggs which hatch for the babies to crawl into a pouch, and has some of the deadliest snakes and spiders in the world? ;) OP I hear and feel your pain
I moderated this one :)
Your mother must be so proud.
My mothers dead.
Sorry. It was an honest mistake. I'll just go hide in this corner.......
Thank you.
What, she can't be proud of you in the afterlife?
I think we should stop talking about if my dead mother is proud of me of not!
well this was an amazingly awkward conversation to read.
lolipop1234, I'm sorry for your loss
Shut the f up
62- You realize you can use the word ****, right **** **** **** **** ****
62- what's an "f" ?
I didn't mean to offend anyone but sorry if I did. And 65 I freaking love teddiursa :)
The start of my last comment was for 61.
Actually, what did I say that makes me a "jackwad"? Just wondering.
Pull out the ol trouser snake and have an epic battle!
**** in it's eye! Yeah!
A wild ekans appeared. Go penis! Penis used ****. Ekans' accuracy fell. Ekans used poison fang. Penis was detached! Penis fainted
Beware of the one eyed snake!
I bet the snake was as happy about it as you were...
It could have ended worse if you picked it up and threw it for your dog.
You kicked your dog's penis? Nice
Nope he kicked his own i'd say.
^Que?
23: do you mean you kick your girlfriends penis or does she kick yours?
No, what i think he meant is that he mistook his dogs penis for a snake, realized it was HIS penis, then re-realized that his penis is not as large as a snake, so; it was a snake.
Now you can brag about kicking a snake cause you're a fearless rebel.
*fearless bastard
*mean to snakes
:0
Why does it matter? BTW, OP is Australian.
No seeing at it says next to OP's name : New South Wales, Austrailia. -_____-
I hope that somehow somewhere, you're born in Australia and ignorant people like you ask, "Are u BrItIsH?!! Omg sooooo KEWL"
I use fml on my phone, and it doesn't tell any information about OP besides the name they choose for their fml. Just saying....
Uh, I'm on the app too; yes, it does.
On my iPhone it says where they're from
Wow, the android app sucks.
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Run, Forrest, run'
Could have been worse, you could have kicked your pet snake's dog toy :)