Poopoo peepee and Animals: The more you know

Hahahah thanks for that image. 360 no scope piss sprinkler. Oh dear god that'd be awful. I'd hope that no one's piss can do a 360... You'd literally have to have a cup on your privates every time you pee 0.o

roza043 14

Tuesday 10 September 2013 6:08

Who said that it can't pee in a circle?

brebabee793 13

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:11

animals sure know how to piss people off sometimes lol

Treveyon56 14

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:42

In this case OP was both pissed off and piss on.

noobsatin 19

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:12

now you can take the great smell of the zoo with you.

toneeangel 22

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:12

Thats a pissie situation srry op

Spider_Web 11

Tuesday 10 September 2013 3:11

That doesn't even make sense

MoronsAccount1 12

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:12

Everyone's getting pissed on today. I almost feel left out.

brookieh 12

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:12

so parrots shit horizontally and rhinos piss backwards? I've learned two new things today

perdix 29

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:13

Good thing it wasn't a parrot! That shit woulda hurt!

jjander69 11

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:13

Dang that would suck, they should put signs up warning of that.

goldenturtlez 7

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:19

WARNING

RandomRaveDude 10

Sunday 16 August 2015 5:57

They do at my local zoo. "Warning, Rhinoceros can spray urine 7-10 feet behind them!"

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