By Madster15 - 15/09/2013 06:05 - Australia - Melbourne
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OP here, I actually found it rather cute more than annoying, when I'm out though the cats will be too. vasoline and Vicks on the tap? no thanks, that would make ME avoid the taps too. changing the faucets all over my house could be more expensive than anything. the cat puns....please don't. number 23 should also be shunned, cat hater. lastly, I should point out I have three cats because one was stray, if I give him to a shelter she will be killed because she is rather unfriendly at times.
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Show it anywayI thought cats like to drink water? Or maybe it's like a toy to them.
THAT'S what you find strange about this FML?
True, but it's a cats duty to annoy us :p
First the taps then.... The world !!!
Yes, though cats can be very mischievous at times
My cat did the same thing
My cat is a dog named Jeremiah
There are some cats that will ONLY drink water out of a running sink!
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Show it anyway#65, I'm sure OP doesn't want Vaseline all over her hands..
My cat won't drink out of his bowl. He will run in the shower with me, and then drink the water after the taps are turned off. I've even caught him drinking the water out of the toilet.
#69, shut up.
#1, THEY'RE EVOLVING!
Could try putting dogs on the taps, cats might leave it alone then
My cats used to drink out of the toilet when they were kittens, and one them use to jump in the bathtub with my sister.
My cats come ruining when they hear the toilet flush. They seem to be fascinated by the moving water. They peer over the edge and their little heads wobble as the water runs in a spiral. At least they haven't figured out how to flush the toilet. I can imagine 2:00 am...fluuuush.
The perfect plan by the cats. Raising the water bill...perfect crime.
Purrfect crime indeed.
Hugh water bill = no water in the long run, clever
Or better yet, they are conspiring to flood OP's house while she sleeps, thus making her death look like an accident. :o But I mean, your plan is good too. Point is, cats are evil geniuses.
cats are becoming self aware, I knew the day would come.
Crap...
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Show it anywayNot even close...
If you laughed at this, you must be catatonic. :P
No, it sounds like a kitty situation. You're going to have to fix this right meow. I in-hissed.
If I hear any more bad puns, I'm going to go insane. My friend made a club at school called the "Pun-Slingers" dedicated to wordplay and puns and he constantly makes bad (and good) ones. I can't escape them even here!
42- You should know by now that FML is the last place you should go to avoid puns.
these are some purrty chessey puns! my first time using a pun! I'm so proud!
meh. I just had to use a pun. even if it was terrible. I just had to.
#88 never feel obligated to use a bad pun
That doesn't even work, man.
Always feel obligted to use a bad pun.
That's pretty funny! At least your house isn't haunted (that was my first thought). Maybe you can get child locks for your taps?
Or tape the sprayer handle and have it aimed so when a cat turns it on.......works everytime!
Only problem being that if you're not home when this happens, the tap is just gonna run and possibly overshoot the sink and ruin your floor. I'm sure the cat won't be returning to shut off the water.
Smart ass cats you got there.
If you have one of those hose sprayers, put a rubber band on it so the cats get sprayed when they turn on the water. Hopefully that old prank works.
But who will be there to turn the water sprayer off once the cats gets scared off? :P
Good point. Of course the user with a cat as their profile picture would find a loophole ;)
Looking out for his own kind.
This fml is dumb sorry but plain dumb
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The perfect plan by the cats. Raising the water bill...perfect crime.
Nobody likes you, either!