Animals: Bedlam

Bedlam

By Snow-White - 04/07/2014 00:27 - United Kingdom - Wilmslow

Today, I found a wasp in my kitchen, so I opened the back door and left the room for 10 minutes in the hope that it would fly away. Upon returning, I found that there were now three wasps, a vicious cat and a very panicked pigeon crashing around the room. FML

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You deserved it 19 152

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 17:51 - United States - State College

Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2016 12:24 - United States - Houston

Today, a wasp ended up in the house. Normally, I'd just open a door to outside and run for cover, but my 3-year-old son was home, so I decided to be brave and kill it. It flew into the air vents. We're now playing wasp roulette every time we enter a room. FML

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You deserved it 1 847

By BearGrillz - 17/08/2009 23:40 - United States

Today, there were some wasps getting in my bedroom from a hole in the frame of my window. I went outside with some spray and took out their entrance. What I didnt know is that when you spray wasps, they go the other direction. I now have 60+ wasps flying around my bedroom. FML

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You deserved it 25 989

Wasps, what the **** do they want?

By Owie - 23/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, a wasp somehow got into my parents' house, so I went hunting for it with my dad. I found it and, after getting into position, took a strong swing at it with a fly swatter. Unfortunately, being very uncoordinated, I missed. You can figure out the rest. FML

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You deserved it 221

By Sting - 26/04/2016 20:49 - United States - Manassas

Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML

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You deserved it 1 024

Wasps can **** right off

By Ohthepain - 31/03/2023 14:00

Today, I got back home to my completely locked-up apartment after a long and stressful family visit. On digging through my nice clean clothes for something comfy to change into, I was set upon and stung by a great dirty wasp hiding in there. How the fuck did it get in? Are there more of them in here with me?! FML

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You deserved it 130

Fixing a hole

By NOT THE BEES - 15/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I thought I'd patched up the hole in my window pretty well. That is, until I heard a buzzing noise in my room. There was a huge ass bee that somehow got inside and was trying to escape. I would've helped, but I'm terrified of bees, and I'm now afraid to enter my room. FML

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You deserved it 213

Invasion

By Anonymous - 26/08/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML

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You deserved it 127

By MozillaHostile - 09/10/2015 18:54 - Canada

Today, I saw my cat attacking a suitcase under my bed for apparently no reason. I laughed and picked it up to show him that there was nothing there, only to find a huge wasp hiding under it. FML.

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You deserved it 2 682

By Anonymous - 29/04/2011 02:24 - United States

Today, I returned home after a three-week trip to Jamaica. When I opened the door to my room, I was greeted by a swarm of bees and their enormous nest, which was attached to my doorknob. Apparently, I'd forgotten to close the window properly before I left. FML

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You deserved it 18 496

Wizardo 33

Friday 4 July 2014 10:44

Now if you'd finish your game of Jumanji before you bring devastation upon everyone, that would be very much appreciated.

rebeltw 15

Friday 4 July 2014 10:41

wild kingdom

Comments

rebeltw 15

Friday 4 July 2014 10:41

wild kingdom

urdirtyolduncle 15

Friday 4 July 2014 17:18

The party's at your place, OP

lnheritance 19

Friday 4 July 2014 17:39

Jumanji.

Wyaru 9

Friday 4 July 2014 18:55

Look at the name.

kittyfrozen 19

Saturday 5 July 2014 0:19

#1's display pic looks so much like a piece of drawing

KeeLady 20

Friday 4 July 2014 10:42

Could be worse-at least someone didn't see it as an opportunity to rob you!

lexiieeex3 32

Friday 4 July 2014 10:43

A similar thing happened to me once only it involved a bee, a very large spider, and a bat. This did not end well.

namyo 13

Friday 4 July 2014 10:46

A bat as in the animal or a bat such as a baseball bat?

lexiieeex3 32

Friday 4 July 2014 10:49

A bat as in the animal which resulted in my brother swinging a bat as in a baseball bat at the animal bat

MisterEx 28

Friday 4 July 2014 12:56

So it's safe to assume that your brother is clearly the batman.

Adam5858 17

Friday 4 July 2014 13:03

#26 or......a baseball player

sjbartholome 14

Friday 4 July 2014 15:34

so then it also involved a bunch of holes in the wall?

wvni 13

Friday 4 July 2014 15:45

Maybe he invented a new form of whack-a-mole

kayydb7 14

Friday 4 July 2014 18:30

Or whack-a-bat.

Enslaved 36

Friday 4 July 2014 19:07

"I wish I was little bit taller I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat And a six four Impala"

Jewoine 4

Sunday 6 July 2014 12:32

How did it end I'm very curious about that predicament

Wizardo 33

Friday 4 July 2014 10:44

Now if you'd finish your game of Jumanji before you bring devastation upon everyone, that would be very much appreciated.

AnOriginalName 19

Friday 4 July 2014 11:20

But too bad it isn't OP's turn right now.

riptor911 10

Sunday 6 July 2014 10:22

Don't cheat either

teotsi 28

Friday 4 July 2014 10:45

NEVER leave a door open without supervising. You could have opened a window or something. YDI.

lexiieeex3 32

Friday 4 July 2014 10:46

I think better advice would be to never leave a wasp wild without supervising... Those things nest.

brand125 17

Friday 4 July 2014 21:52

5 - except all of those animals could get in a window too...

jazmin3012 28

Friday 4 July 2014 10:46

the username made me chuckle :-) nice to see that you are taking it lightly

ruckfules85 34

Friday 4 July 2014 10:46

Where do you live with the whole jungle coming in.

hellnosucka 27

Friday 4 July 2014 10:59

it's actually a lot simpler than that. The wasp was rather too attractive and the little fellows were trying to impress her. She is one hell of a player, you see.