Cats, Narcissistic parents and Animals: Fatal decision - FML

Fatal decision

By juliette - 07/02/2015 05:13 - United States - Astoria

Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML

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By Birthday girl - 06/01/2013 05:59 - United States - Wahpeton

Today, was my birthday. Today was also the day that my mom's cat died four years ago. She was too busy crying and looking at old photos of her beloved cat to even wish me a happy birthday. FML

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By izu - 16/09/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML

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By whymomwhy - 11/07/2015 17:20 - United States - Salem

Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML

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By wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe - 07/08/2013 20:55 - Sweden

Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML

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Every day is Caturday

By Anonymous - 16/11/2012 00:36 - United States - Panama City

Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML

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Sorry Mr Whiskers

By Brody89 - 09/04/2014 18:40 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML

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By seriously - 24/05/2013 07:04 - United States

Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML

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Classic narcissist

By Vanessa - 28/04/2021 13:59

Today, my mother-in-law had a bitch fit because I had a miscarriage and my husband and I are having a difficult time. It’s her birthday and she said I should, “stop being an attention-hogging drama queen” and that, “shit happens, get over it” She doesn’t see what's wrong with her statements. FML

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By CatLover - 06/11/2014 18:30 - United States - Bartow

Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML

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Top comments

SarcasticShade 16

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:07

Your mom seems to be an attention seeking drama queen who needs to be told to get ahold of herself and a slap in the face. I have a sister like that. I know.

saphy222 17

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:07

That is totally not your fault OP, I guess your mum is the attention seeker

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SarcasticShade 16

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:07

Your mom seems to be an attention seeking drama queen who needs to be told to get ahold of herself and a slap in the face. I have a sister like that. I know.

saphy222 17

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:07

That is totally not your fault OP, I guess your mum is the attention seeker

oathkeeper99 31

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:08

Sorry for your loss. Maybe you can have a joint wake and birthday party?

oathkeeper99 31

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:58

That was a joke by the way.

meli1195 31

Sunday 8 February 2015 5:11

not a very good joke if you have to clarify it was a joke

irisr_fml 24

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:08

Why would you even react to someone saying your cat decided to die?

poopnpoop 19

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:09

What a catastrophe!

SarcasticShade 16

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:41

Too soon ?

Fierce_Cat_ 15

Sunday 8 February 2015 1:03

No, it's not too soon. Just over used.

derp_taco 22

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:09

Poor kitty. BTW OP your mom is an attention seeking asshat

Liamj774 36

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:09

She really needs to take it down a notch. I really hope shes kitten you

GOtllt 17

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:09

Why'd you make the cat die on her birthday? FYL for you mom. *sarcasm*

WitEluded 13

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:13

Wouldn't that make your cat the attention seeker? PS sorry for your loss!

PenguinBitch 43

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:14

Maybe that's her way of coping with the loss, that or she's a bitch.

engineerosaurus 26

Sunday 8 February 2015 5:40

I'm going to go with, she's a bitch.

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