I don't think you know how poop works; It just keeps coming and coming from the moment you are born until you die...

Never really understood why lol

Same reason people do recreational drugs and drink alcohol... The doing part is pleasurable, it's the after effects that cause regret.

But, but, there's lactose free alternatives! A lot of them!

And you kan drink non-alcohol drinks but people with such problems still drink alcohol

I've been lactose intollerant for about half of my life now. I know exactly how it is, and I can say with certainty that it is not that hard to either cut the consumption or substitute it.

They do that for dogs that are on their period...

You're a complete retard.

Where are you getting your info? Dogs do have periods, have you ever lived with a female dog who wasn't fixed? They have periods every six months to a year and they definitely do bleed. Trust me, I know from experience of having three female dogs.

lol. the blood on my sister's friend's shorts begs to differ. He was not so happy about the situation.

I'm guessing you've never had a female dog, they do indeed bleed..

#36 you sure? Gross as it is, my dog crawled on my boyfriend while on her period and bled on him.

I've seen diapers on incontinent dogs too, usually older ones. It's sort of a last resort, but certainly not unheard of.

@#38 You've CLEARLY never owned a dog that had it's period. My blood-stained mattress and carpet beg to differ.

As someone who lives next door to neighbors who only keep their dogs outside, no you should not keep a dog outside. Especially at night time. I haven't slept properly in years due to the constant barking and it gets hot during the day in the south. If OP got a puppy, I'm sure he is willing to care for it properly.

"Put her outside for the time being,"

I'm sorry, but just putting a puppy outside isn't going to 'teach' it a lesson. The puppy is not going to associate it's peeing and pooping with being put outside until you build the connection for it to want to go eliminate outside. The puppy is just going to be like 'oh hey, I'm outside now, oh cool grass'. They don't have that great of a memory or the ability to connect things until you show them enough times that they make the connection. This is known as training. Lol. Storing a puppy outside until it magically learns is not training, and not helpful.

That's actually a pretty good idea.

Congratulations, you're now "that guy".

"Deez nutz"

I'd rather him not own up to it, it's easier to dislike him this way.

I believe you ?