By insert pussy pun, hurr durr - 29/06/2016 17:34 - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML
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Tripartita 44

Yes, keep the puns coming, folks. At this rate, we might be able to influence the Google search results of people looking for ****. Just think of how confused and disappointed they'll be.

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TMO2142 25

BEST PUN I HAVE EVER SEEN

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Tripartita 44

Yes, keep the puns coming, folks. At this rate, we might be able to influence the Google search results of people looking for ****. Just think of how confused and disappointed they'll be.

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vOIDmASS 13

Down vote, down vote, and oh hey, look, down vote!

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PackardBell_fml 19

Why are you counting your comment's downvotes?

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Bunnyluver 20

I guess they want to see how many done votes they can receive, if best comment is off the table.

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hkhan24 23

Insert? Pussy? You're just asking for pussy puns handing out material like that, you can't expect people to not use such comedy gold.

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vOIDmASS 13

Take it easy on him, his dad may have just died.

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pandaxpress 19

How in the world did you come to that conclusion? the only thing OP's BF is going through is jealousy.

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Tripartita 44

It's an allusion to the FML below, #11.

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Bunnyluver 20

I think you make an excellent point, but maybe a bit too specific about the dad part.

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potatocouch 16

Such a shame, the pussy puns are starting to become like the shitty situation puns.

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Ellie Rogers 9

I wouldn't take it too personally. Usually, when someone gets irrationally angry over something it's because something a lot bigger is bothering them. Kindly let him know that it wasn't right to snap at you and ask if there is something else eating at him.

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