High emissions zone

By BodyElectric - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, I was checking my kitten's neutering stitches when he farted so hard that a stray piece of cat shit shot out and hit me in the eye. FML
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kaitlyn520 13

Awh man:( Sometimes cats are so oblivious, trying to help him out and he goes about his business. I'm sorry that happened to you.:(

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kaitlyn520 13

Awh man:( Sometimes cats are so oblivious, trying to help him out and he goes about his business. I'm sorry that happened to you.:(

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adkim78 17

that cat knew exactly what it was doing

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Chris_1414 21

At least you're even now

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RabbitOfAurora 28

Sorry OP, I really did try to keep a straight face but in the end this was just too funny. Some of the things pet owners endure sometimes, I swear... FYL.

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masterreader878 12

Hahaha, that's such a funny and original joke! I've never heard that one before.

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RememberSchlitz 9

That sucks, and it could really really suck. Toxoplasma gondii is a serious parasite in cat poo, and if the poo actually got in your eye it's really easy to become a host. Maybe mention this incident to your doctor next visit. Maybe get a test. It's curable.

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shkash 5

toxoplasma takes 3 days to incubate once expelled from the host in order to enter the infective life stage and you have to ingest the larva in the feces. More likely they'll get pink eye.

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Waryur 2

I only know what toxoplasma gondhii is because of some weird ass book my stoned-ass 6th grade teacher had.

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ClevelendBrown 9

your stoned ass sixth ass grade ass teacher?

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species4872 19

New meaning to be shit faced.

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