my co-worker "accidentally" stepped on my ankle I need surgery...

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By "myplacetorant" - 27/08/2017 05:10

my co-worker "accidentally" stepped on my ankle I need surgery on, didn't apologize and didn't help me up after I dropped to the floor crying in so much pain.

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