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By Kaybrie93 - 03/05/2017 18:29 - United States - Wichita

So, I got home today and stripped down into my favorite oversized flannel when I hear knocking at the door. I knew it was my mom, she just left and was obviously coming back for something, so I rushed to answer it. ...Not mom. UPS guy. "I have your package," he winked. I wasn't wearing pants. ?

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