Today, I developed dermatitis on my nipple. To stop it being... - FML

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By itchynipples - 06/08/2017 18:00

Today, I developed dermatitis on my nipple. To stop it being touched by clothing and irritated, I put bandaids over it. Turns out, I'm sensitive to the adhesive. Now I have an itchy and painful nipple with an itchy allergic reaction on my areola and chest. FML

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