today, i was at a concert and when the drummer was throwing his...

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By anonymous - 03/07/2017 03:00

today, i was at a concert and when the drummer was throwing his drums sticks out into the crowd i tried to catch one, it hit me in the head and bounced backwards, i didn't get it...fml

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