Today, my dad's father of the bride speech turned nasty and ended... - FML

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By Heath - 31/08/2017 23:00

Today, my dad's father of the bride speech turned nasty and ended in him walking out of the wedding because he realised he can't stand to be in the same room as his daughter and new lesbian daughter in law. He's also writing me out of his will and banned me from talking to him ever again FML

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