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By potatochip_hoarder - 24/08/2017 22:39

Today, while riding a bus, a woman sitting in front of me was brushing her hair when she decided to throw the excess hair in the brush out the window. She failed. It flew back inside and onto my chest. I didnt know what to do so I gave it back. My crush saw it all and is still laughing. FML

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