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Calcium gives him strong boners.
It's funny cause bones.
Your name fit your comment perfectly. Straight to the point like a commando with a slight classiness in delivery. Well done lol
I'm not really sure this a joke, just seems like advice to me
Good one 23
Hahahah! 1- Your joke sure tickled my funny bone! Silly goose. ;)
I realized it sounded like I was being sarcastic when I said good one to 23 but I wasn't..
You never go commando in another man's fatigues!
Get him a cow before he clog up your other gland
Haha 20's just getting torn a new one today
Your retarded
^buzz kill
WCARlover, stop, you not helping youtlr case.
It doesnt quite work that way.
By mammary, it's breast he suck tit out..
Yum. Lumpy breastmilk?
no
Anyone else a little surprised there haven't been a whole heap of "pics or it didn't happen" comments?
It's not because you said it on the Internet. We are all perfectly sane people here ;)
You'll get over it.
Dumbass.
Wait wait wait! You let your boyfriend suck on your nips whenever he feels like (Which is most likely a lot)?
You need to study your own anatomy, sir.
#50, I find it funny that you think too much head would "suck"
Welllll, it is kind of hot. An unfortunate, rare scenario. The real FML is that he's a major jerk.
I sense more pain coming for OP. First the **** are out of the way so he moves on to the vigina which = A trip to the gynocologist. After that he moves onto the ass which = A rectal exam. Finally he'll get to the mouth which will = A trip to the dentist. As a last resort he might try...KNEE SEX
140...I think all the people who were turned on by the post itself are now all leaving fml n goin to **** thanks to ur play by play of endless clit sucking, butt *******, n cum swallowing...n if they werent clicking over before they are now! not speaking of myself tho.. ahem excuse me...
That's hot.
So I get called a bum by using the same joke twice..? Hahaha. Both the homeless man fapping and this situation work well with the comment.
That suckles :P Seriously though that is unfortunate for you but at least it seems he is rather into you.
You must have some nice *******.
that comment is ****
The beast reply in recent mammary.
Such a puntastic thread. K
**** a lovely day
This is the breast thread ever!
Until you **** tit up ^
Perhaps OPs significant other had a inadequate childhood due to being bottlefed as a wee little gaffer. Possibly he just wants the natural nipple feel he never got. Or he likes your *******. Or both.
Not all ppl who don't get breastfed have obsession with boobs. Think he's just obsessed wit them
Yeah. I think so also.
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Calcium gives him strong boners.
maybe he could suck the blockage out.