If they watched the movie first and then started because they thought it would be fun, OP could go ,"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?"

Or you could "kill" them all. *shrugs*

Eat broccoli and hard boiled eggs. Wait for the fermentation, then......nothing but sweet revenge is in your hands, or should I say...cheeks.

Ahhh family bonding at its finest

Not a good time to start smoking

And may the stench be ever in your favor!

Hitler tried that and look what happened.

Two ingredients you'll need for the win: Red meat (for quality) Beans (for quantity - can also be substituted with boiled cabbage)

That sucks!! :( I WANT TO SEE THAT MOVIE SO BADLY THOUGH!!!

62 If you read the book, the movie will most likely be a disappointment. Just look at the Percy Jackson movie. They completely butchered the story.

Beans. Suffocate. Win.

they should be more worried about pink eye than blindness

Yeah that's what I'm sayin 91, that's the real danger I'd think

pink eye could possibly cause blindness.

Me too, poor OP. Good luck with the pinkeye.

Seeing as he's UK, unlikely. If you put locks on doors that counts it as a separate 'residence' in terms of TV Liscencing, or another £140. Or, to put it another way: if you want to put a TV in your bathroom, you have to pay for another TV License.

^That sucks!

The Hunger Games is an amazing book series .. Just sayin'

@29 It is most vexing, yes. The enforcement agency is kind of Orwellian about it. OTOH, no TV license, no BBC.

Just barricade the door. Problem solved.

Do you own a gas mask?

Or a gas mask..

Or a fan

Or a window? Oh I've got one even better, they all grow up and stop acting like idiots.

^ Or you can just go out and buy a pack of a sense of humour. Pretty heavy price but its worth it if you arent born with it.

Get a #6 from taco bell and some tacos from jack in the box and let the nuke rip.

Pun intended.

Then we'll have no girl on fire :(.

Oh man op, that stinks!

The house is "Catching Fire"! Sorry, I had to. I really did.

Lol they light a match, hunger games is gone

Fight your way to the centre of the house. There you will find plentiful beans, and other gaseous munitions provided by your wealthy, generous sponsors. Yeah, I'm talking about your rich grandparents.

They must be Careers.

Whoop! Whoop! I am OBSESSED with those books!!!! And guess what, the movie comes out the day after MY B- DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They just want a good show! That's all they want!

No, don't do that. Train for the event. Stick your finger up your ass, then waft the aroma.